User talk:Gwax/Archive03

Eh up!

You back? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

In a sense, I was but now, once again, I am not. I got over being annoyed with VFD and was getting back to doing things but then I quit my job and went on a real vacation. I am currently on Cape Cod, living a mostly technology free life (blog and web comic withdrawl was a bitch) for the summer. The only reason I noticed this and am responding is because I figured that I should use a public machine to check for any messages here (like yours). I don't expect that I'll be around or active much until late August, at which point I will be in school and likely have plenty of stuff that Uncyclopedia can help me ignore and put off. --Sir gwax (talk) 16:43, 25 July 2006 (UTC)

I desperately need your help!

Gwax, I know that this is really short notice, but I desperately need your help! Could you please please PLEASE PLEASE photoshop a picture for me by 10:00pm tonight, eastern time? I need a picture of a tub of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, preferably with a court room in the background, with the tub of ICBINB photoshopped so it's a tub of "I Can't Believe It's Not Legal", with the muffin on it replaced with a gavel or something. The size should be, in pixels, 640w, 480h. If you do this for me, I will be in eternal gratitude to you. Thank you so SO much!!!!

--Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~20:37, 24 July 2006 (UTC)

I would but for one problem, I won't have access to a computer with Photoshop or, really, anything more than a web browser for three or four weeks. Incidentally, have you looked at some of the stuff that I've photoshopped in the past? I am not the best person to solicit images from. --Sir gwax (talk) 16:43, 25 July 2006 (UTC)

zomg

Does this mean you're back? If so, welcome back. If not, get your lazy bum back here. --KATIE!! 01:34, 8 September 2006 (UTC)

Im gonna go out on a limb and welcome you back aswell...I guess...--The Zombiebaron 01:37, 8 September 2006 (UTC)

It means that I'm trying to be back and I'll be around as much as I can finagle time around law school. The work load seems to be rather heavy but it also seems like it'll be enough to make me really want to have something good to help me ignore work, which Uncyclopedia does quite well. So, hopefully, I am back and thanks for the greets. --Sir gwax (talk) 16:19, 8 September 2006 (UTC)

Zodiac

Well dern. It says not to post here but I'm lost. Help. What I need is to get in touch with Gwax, you see he helps me with stuff. Sometimes stuffing, and even known to help with shipping and handling on Aliens. I need to know how to insert a menu for my latest project of zodiac signs. The little box thingy that looks pretty and is useful to some degree beyond an itch. You know, there are 12 of the zodiac bleeping buggers and I won't be able to finish this project overnight. There are also sub-zodiac-dimensions...all of which is closely guarded by a Gwax. --Nacky 05:18, 18 September 2006 (UTC)Nacky

What you want is something along the lines of the following:

Aries	Taurus	etc1
Capricorn	etc2
etc3		etc4
etc5	etc6	etc7

{| align="right" width="200" border="0" style="border:solid 1px #bbbbbb;"
|-
| Aries
| Taurus
| etc1
|-
| Capricorn
| etc2
|-
| etc3
|
| etc4
|-
| etc5
| etc6
| etc7
|}

which will give you something like on the right. For more information on how to deal with this, check out http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Tables and read up on CSS. It might take a little playing with to get exactly what you want but this should be the way to do it. --Sir gwax (talk) 20:27, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

Constraint

Csm.grfD (Native American laughing) Better?

Sure. --Sir gwax (talk) 15:14, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

I love you Gwax. Csm.grfD (Native American laughing) 08:49, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

Happy Unbirthday!

Happy UnBirthday!

You have now officially been an Uncyclopedia

member for one full year. Must suck to be you!

---

Many happy returns,  c • > • cunwapquc? 04:59, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

Have I really been in this squallid Hell-hole that long? Wow! --Sir gwax (talk) 07:42, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

Wait 'til you get up into your 40's - the time just flies right by, I'm tellin' ya. Also, you have to do things to prevent yourself from getting fat, which can be a problem when you're addicted to a Wiki site.  c • > • cunwapquc? 01:27, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Timestamping with my personal sig

Happy unBirthday by the way... how do I make my signature "{{user:Soul101/sig}}" work with a timestamp? --Soul101 16:37, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

Click the preferences link in your top right corner and then in the Nickname box, put "{{SUBST:User:Soul101/sig}}" without the quotes. Save your preferences and from then on the four tildes thing should work right. --Sir gwax (talk) 14:09, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

(question mark)

Dear Mr Sir Gwax

But it was my vote i was invalidating? Maybe you thought i was invalidating someone else's vote?

Yours indoors, --Anyone 16:17, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

In that case, you should make that known. Generally, when striking out one's own vote, one adds a comment on the next line noting that they have changed their mind and retracted their vote. By so doing, you prevent someone from coming along, reading the comment by someone else and assuming that the someone else invalidated the vote. I won't remove the strikethrough again but in the future, if you retract a vote, please note that you've done so, so that I can see what's going on at first glance. --Sir gwax (talk) 16:21, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

Sig Policy

Is the 12px pic thing something new? I had Splaka modifying it under 20px a few months back, and now it got smaller? -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 21:59, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

I'm rather certain that we set down the 12px rule when images first started appearing in signatures and, really, at the beginning of the fancy signatures revolution. I know that it is 12px because I made the image in my sig the maximum size that I could and because fonts default to 12px and the point is to prevent the image from screwing with line spacing. --Sir gwax (talk) 20:33, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

Alright, Thanks. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 08:04, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

Bannation

Please view User_talk:Marblefluss#You_have_been_banned_for_2_weeks with regards to his recent ban. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

That works for me; I trust your judgment on such matters. --Sir gwax (talk) 08:13, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

Atheist Bible

You recently huffed my unfinished (barely started actually) article. Would it be possible to place what was in the article here so I can finish it later? Thanks. Weri long wang 14:57, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

I certainly can and will do that but you'll have to tell me which article it was that I deleted and you would like to have restored. --Sir gwax (talk) 15:06, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

Found it, placed it here. --Sir gwax (talk) 15:20, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

Okay, thanks for that. I won’t put it back in an article until I’ve increased it to article length (or I might just stick in one of my other religion related articles). Weri long wang 16:31, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

xMAS

zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me! the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:44, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks there Zim. Merry Kaizum Me to you too. --Sir gwax (talk) 19:50, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Happy Holidays* from the Holiday Turtle! May all of your Holiday wishes come true! (*Designated holidays may include, but are not limited to: Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's Eve, and the Winter Solstice)

Seeing as you might be here after all, Merry Christmas.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:52, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

I love you guys. --Sir gwax (talk) 06:23, 24 December 2006 (UTC)