User talk:Fezzul

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"Some welcome Jaffa Cakes for you!"

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Thanks!

You reviewed my article so you get a special Tick-mark. It's specially crafted for you, since you reviewed my precious, precious article. Thanks again!

User:Zheliel/sigz2 09:32, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

Horoscopes

One of the solemn duties of the UnAstrologist is to select his/her favorite (or least favorite, if you prefer) for the week and update the front page of UnNews with it. Have you noticed the horoscope excerpt on UnNews? Select one of your horoscopes and do the update. Or would you prefer if I did it for you?

--Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 18:59, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, Fezzul, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

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Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?

UnNews Audio

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UnNews UnFunnies

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At present, I create UnCartoons for UnNews all by my onesies, for better or worse. Now, I will never claim that I am a good cartoonist. Fortunately, the internet provides us a way to do all sorts of things simply and easily. I found Stripgenerator.com, a great site to create cartoons with a minimum of talent.

This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:45, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

UnNews audio

Nice reading! You damned Brits sound so damned proper, it pisses me off. I have no chance for any awards or prizes now. Also, was that a jet in the background? I love extraneous and inappropriate background noises in my unnews audios as well. Usually it's conversation, sometimes Evelyn the Modified dog barking, or tippy-tapping across my hardwood floort. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:16, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

I Just listened to it back, must have been Superman going past my window, would have edited it out if I'd known... oh well, all adds to the character I guess. Yes, I suppose the accent its one of the perks we get from old Blighty. Thanks for the feedback, good to know I'm on the right track. Will do more when I have time... --I live in your eyes 00:55, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Excellent! What are you using for software, if I may be so bold as to ask? Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:01, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Garageband, comes standard with most Macs, very good interface, relatively easy to use without being low quality. --I live in your eyes 15:49, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Hmmm

Your voice is so damn sexy, I didn't beat you to the punch on your own article, did I? If so, sorry! I just love doing the articles on bands/music... Well, I hope you enjoy it, at any rate.

Cheers from across the pond, ~Formerly Annoying Crap 19:12, 6 June 2009

Don't worry about, it's no bother. I actually wanted to cut my teeth on someone else's article anyway, cause I knew if I did it on my own article I'd obsess about every little detail and never finish it! I liked your reading, very clear and nice character voice too. Was slightly disappointed you didn't have a go at doing a David Bowie impersonation for his quote!

Thanks for the encouragement, it's nice to know I'm being well received. --I live in your eyes 03:28, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

UnNews - AAAAAAAAA!.mp3

On your knees! Rev. Zim_ulator bestows this evil blessing upon you! In recognition of your awesome job of doing an UnNewsAudio, I hereby confer upon thee a great, stinking, festering heap of evil. Thanks for sharing the work of producing audios with SPIKE and the rest of the team. You rock!'

Aaaaaaa aaaaa aaa a aaaaaaaaaaaaa AAAAAAAAAa aaaA AAAAAAA! Damn it, you beat me to this article. I thought briefly about doing a companion audio, but I'm not feeling anywhere near creative enough to justify trying at the moment. Next time, I'd suggest you double up on the peyote, and cap it off with a whiff of argon. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:49, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

Hah!

Beat you to your own story, which is, by the way, fucking hilarious. A sure way to hook me into an article is to put Jesus or another well known prophet in the title. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:10, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. Yeah, you did get there first, but I don't mind. In fact I let you win. Yeah, bet you didn't see that coming... Nice reading, but it might help to turn the volume on your mic up a bit when your recording, you tend to read quite quietly and so I have to turn the volume on my computer up quite high to hear it properly. See you around, keep on rocking in the free world.

--I live in your eyes 03:29, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

You're welcome. Looking at my project file, I see now that I'd neglected to increase the recording volume on my voice track. thanks for the heads up. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 06:57, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

Archibald the Koala

Wanted to let you know that Miss Manners has received your letter. She has graciously agreed to grant special attention to Uncyclopedia, but will probably have to wait until there are three letters (from three different members) before putting them up into an article. I can assure you, though, that your's is funny, and will be answered. --Clemens177 17:21, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

Thank you Mr. Fezzul...

Thank you ... ... for supporting my recently featured picture. A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed in your honour. - Sonje

--^Dame 18:48, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

review

hello, fezzul. i have placed Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews: Scientific study reveals that David Bowie does not make sense into the review suspended category, since it is currently on VFH. once it passes or doesn't, you can decide to put the review back in the queue or nix it. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:03, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Ta, see you around. (Rubs rabbit's feet) - I live in your eyes 23:18, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

hi again, fezzul. this article was quasi-featured; do you want to toss the review back in the queue or do you want to delete it? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:55, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Delete the review. Seems little point in keeping it now. Thanks for your attention. See you around

I live in your eyes 21:54, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

The Doctor

All of the Doctor's incarnations thank you for supporting the featured article on the Doctor. Except the Twenty-first. He's busy filming. The last we heard of him, he was trying to recruit Daleks for the British Army in the Great War. We all know how that'll turn out. He's also being chased by rabid David Tennant fans trying to get him back to his previous incarnation. That's brilliant, isn't it? I say, would you like a jelly baby?

Thank you for supporting! Sir MacMania GUN—[01:42 19 Sep 2009]