User talk:Dallasallad

Welcome!

Hello, Dallasallad, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

• Beginner's Guide
• How to be funny and not just stupid

If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

• About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
• How to get started editing on uncyclopedia
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• Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, ask an administrator on their talk page or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. Again, welcome!  -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:27, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Your First Real Message!!

Merry Christmas and welcome to the machine that is Uncyclopedia! Just here to thank you for your very important vote in this ever close battle for VFH. I really appreciate it.

Thank You!

Unknown_user would like to thank you for voting for his article, Why?:Stick Things in the Electrical Outlet.
To thank you, he has left a "golden surprise" in your electrical outlet. Use a screwdriver to get it out.

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MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU BETTER WATCH OUT SATAN CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN -- This preceding message of dire warning was brought to you by Unknown_user

-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 22:13, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Re:Adoption

Congratulations, you're adopted! You've got quite a lot to live up to, given the prestigiousness of my former adoptees. First of all, read HTBFANJS. Second of all, do that again. Read it, and a few featured articles, and get a good understanding of what makes an article funny. Fourthly, write up a storm. Make me proud. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:15, 24 December 2007 (UTC)