User:Spot d

"I may or may not have stolen this template."

This user is Catholic, and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.

This user prefers to play games on a laptop as they don't have to stop to go to the toilet.

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

This user plays the clarinet, which is very similar to the skin flute.

This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.

?? This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know. ??

I do not believe in evolution, I prefer the alternate theory of Intelligent Design. I cannot go to hell because there is none.

ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! ETP

This user is Single and will take anything they can get! Even you could get lucky with 'em.

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user wishes they had a girlfriend, will you go out with them? I wouldn't.

♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂

This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.

BEWARE: This user is a random pervert

MS-4 This user speaks their mind all the time. Loudly. In your face! MS-4

GAH This user is running into problems with their page. Please hold onto your pants. GAH

This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.

… This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. …

teen This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all… teen

This user uses Google Chrome, because it's GOOGLE.

This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.

es-E This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school. es-E

This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.

See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.

No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama. ← See?

Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.

What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.

Whoa! You made it! Good job! Have some llama love!! Then go away.

YOU CANNOT DELETE A USER PAGE.

NO MATTER HOW GOD-AWFUL IT IS.

JESUS CHRIST.

FUCKING MODS.

Since you probably didn't bother to look at the colorful boxes on the right, here's my story

I joined Uncyclopedia on 5.8.2010 (not too long ago), and I have no sense of humor. At all. I have no idea why I'm here. I've written no articles; the most I've done is write this. And it's not very witty. Oh well, your loss.

Fetishes

• Sweet tea
• Rocks
• White people
• Editors
• Presidents
• Actual, tangible, things
• Clothing
• No clothing
• Food
• Grease
• I
• Need
• To
• Get
• A
• Life
• And
• Stop
• Listing
• These
• Fake
• Fetishes

Things I have and you don't

Three minus two plus one cows