User:Peter Rice

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“Hey Gang...”

~ Peter Edmund "Sampson" Rice



Peter Edmund "Sampson" Rice is a one interesting fellow.

Early Life

Яepressive Яussia
Mother Яussia

The country – The people – The language – Moscow – Siberia – Russian Ocean – Russian Empire

Soviet Яussia

USSR – Soviet Union (Mathematics) – Ukraine – Belarus – Soviet Britain – Russian America – New USSR – In Soviet Russia

Diabolical People

Jews – Dmitry Medvedev – Vyacheslav Molotov – Ayn Rand – Joseph Stalin – Ivan the Terrible – Boris Yeltsin – Vladimir Putin

Famous Figures

Anna Kournikova – Vladimir Lenin – Vladimir Nabokov – Sergei Rachmaninoff – Grigori Rasputin – Yakov Smirnoff – Andrei Tarkovsky – Fyodor the Not‑So‑Terrible – Piotr Illick Tchaikovsky – Yogi Berra – Anna Kournikova – Igor Stravinsky – t.A.T.u. – Heavy Weapons Guy

Major Events

Russo-Japanese War – Russian Revolution – Battle of Kursk – Chernobyl – Russian Revolution of 1917 – 2002 Germany airplane sexual intercourse – Sputnik – Laika: the first dog in space – Perestroika – Dissolution of the Soviet Union – Russian invasion of Ukraine

Shady Organizations

KGB – Gulags – Order of the Communist Pear – Soviet Space Program

Russian Culture

Communism – HowTo:Be Russian – Battleship Potemkin – lɒƨɿɘvɘɿ nɒiƨƨυЯ – Russian double reversal – Russian roulette – T‑80 – The Brothers Karamazov – Tetris – Я

Russian Cuisine

Cabbage – Famine – Leninade – Vodka – Novichok – Molotov cocktail

Climate

Winter – Deepest darkest winter

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