User:Parad0x

This article is full of random nonsense that would not interest you at all so it does not make any sense to look at it, honestly. Stop reading. I'm serious. Cut it out, dude. I'm not playing with you. Yo, stop. Look somewhere else. Do something with yourself. Gosh get a freaking life. Why are you still reading this? What the hell is wrong with you? There is nothing to read here. Don't you have something to do? Damn!

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us N This user is a native speaker of American English. us N

uk P This fucker speaks Correct English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. uk P

sa N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm. sa N

es E This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school. es E

ca G This user does not speak Canadian and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Canadian speakers. ca G

17 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 1337. 17 2

ao 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of AOLer. ao 2

css 4 This user speaks .css at a near-native level. css 4

enl G This user does not speak English, but Louder and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all English, but Louder speakers. enl G

bs 4 This user speaks Bullsh!t at a near-native level. bs 4

fig E This user only speaks Fight because it was a required course in school. fig E

gee 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Geek. gee 3

fh N This user is a native speaker of Fuckhead. fh N

ht 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML. ht 3

il 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Igpay Atinlay. il 3

mor G This user does not speak -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . speakers. mor G

MW 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of MediaWiki. MW 2

pt 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Português. pt 1

rh A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Random Humour whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. rh A

wr A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Write-only whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. wr A

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a New Yorker The Patriots rule suck!! (Uncyclopedians from the greatest city ever!)

This user is black.

This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user's IQ is over 120+.

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. ...

No user serviceable parts inside.

This user wants Caffeine featured.

Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense. Sense

This user identifies as straight, and is probably grossed out by gay PDA.

This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.

This user wishes they had a fuckbuddy, will you fuck them repeatedly over a prolonged period of time? I wouldn't!

Hey, if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".

This user is not who you think they are. In fact, they are someone who you think is not them, who thinks they are (who you think is not - who is).

? This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are. ?

Bad User This user is an asshole. Please avoid direct contact.

This user is a geek.

This user is cooler than you.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH

This user is constantly PEEING. They apologize for the mess.

This user loves pi

This user is a cereal killer.

This user will give you a seizure.

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

This user has tested positive for ISTJ on the Myers-Briggs Test, unofficially. Not like you care, anyway...

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback!

?? This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know. ??

AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! AA!

Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf! Woof!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

This user does not know how to shot web.

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It. ?

This user was brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 1.

usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx

BS This userpage is bullshit. BS

IP Parad0x's IP is 127.0.0.1. IP

1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh! 1+

This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

bu-L This user may result in jamming speaking Bullet.

typo-X This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers.

MS 1 This user sometimes speaks their mind but they prefer to leave the free thinking to the philosophers. MS 1

This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Parad0x also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

Did you actually read all of my Userboxes?

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Parad0x is paran0id. Pr0bably because 0f the p0t sm0king. It lives in a train stati0n with crackheads. It established the c0mmunist retail chain WalMart, but has bec0me an imp0verished citizen as WalMart's cust0mers are br0ke ass hillbillies.

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