User:Parad0x

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This user is a native speaker of American English.
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This f****r speaks Correct English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
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This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school.
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This user does not speak Canadian and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Canadian speakers.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 1337.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of AOLer.
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This user speaks .css at a near-native level.
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This user does not speak English, but Louder and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all English, but Louder speakers.
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This user speaks Bullsh!t at a near-native level.
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This user only speaks Fight because it was a required course in school.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Geek.
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This user is a native speaker of Fuckhead.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Igpay Atinlay.
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This user does not speak -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . speakers.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of MediaWiki.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Português.
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Random Humour whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Write-only whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is a New Yorker
The Patriots rule suck!!
(Uncyclopedians from the greatest city ever!)
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This user is genetically superior to most users.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user's IQ is over 120+.
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This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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No user serviceable parts inside.
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This user wants Caffeine featured.
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This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
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This user identifies as straight, and is probably grossed out by gay PDA.
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This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.
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This user wishes they had a fuckbuddy, will you fuck them repeatedly over a prolonged period of time? I wouldn't!
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Hey, if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".
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This user is not who you think they are. In fact, they are someone who you think is not them, who thinks they are (who you think is not - who is).
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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.
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Bad User
This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.
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This user is a geek.
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This user is cooler than you.
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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MEH
This user redefines lazy!
MEH
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This user is constantly PEEING. They apologize for the mess.
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This user is a cereal killer.
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This user will give you a seizure.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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This user has tested positive for ISTJ on the Myers-Briggs Test, unofficially. Not like you care, anyway...
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This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
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This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback!
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
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This user does not know how to shot web.
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
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Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
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This user was brought to you by the letters N, O and the number 1337.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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This userpage is bullshit.
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IP
Parad0x's IP is 127.0.0.1.
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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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This user may result in jamming speaking Bullet.
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This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers.
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This user sometimes speaks their mind but they prefer to leave the free thinking to the philosophers.
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This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Parad0x also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
Did you actually read all of my Userboxes?
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There was one vote since the poll was created on 02:27, 7 January 2013.
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Parad0x is paran0id. Pr0bably because 0f the p0t sm0king. It lives in a train stati0n with crackheads. It established the c0mmunist retail chain WalMart, but has bec0me an imp0verished citizen as WalMart's cust0mers are br0ke ass hillbillies.

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