User:Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens/talkarchive1

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If you want opinions on articles use Pee Review not the villiage dump. Thanks. —Braydie 19:03, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Please....

...use Pee Review for feedback on articles.....thanks. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

LOL.....Braydie and I must have posted this at the same time. At least it proves we're watching.... :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

In return for the fluffy pie...

Slightly Holy Award By All That Is Fluffy, this user has had the tip of his nose and his pinky toes declared slightly holy by The Divine Fluffalizer himself! Why you were blessed with this truly magnificent honor, you may never know, but it may have something to do with a most fluffy pie. Possibly.

--The Divine Fluffalizer - [t m] 21:35, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

THANK YOU FOR THE- OH, WAIT, THIS IS THE TITLE

THANK YOU FOR THE MOVIE AWARD. BENSON is glad to know that he finally accomplished something in his life. Benson 21:17, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

My Apologies

Schizo Master asks forgiveness for his presumption, Lord Fluffy being undeserving of such disrespect. Schizo Master would also like to apologize for putting his comments on the CONTEST page instead of the TALK page. It was just a STOOPID mistake

APOLOGIES

My most humble apologies Lord Fluffy. Both were my mistakes. I should not have presumed to call you anything besides your noble title, let alone boy, girl, man, woman, kitten huffer, communist. And I just plain goofed in placing my message on your CONTEST page rather than your talk page. Again, my apologies. Schizo Master extends his hand in friendship. I hope this is your talkpage. You can leave a message on my talkpage if you like.--Schizo Master 16:15, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

The We

I enjoy the use of "We" by Lord Fluffy. It reminds me of my late cousin, Mortimer, God rest his soul. He had seventeen non-sockpuppet personalities. The only problem was when they all tried to speak at once. "The Ka! The Ka! The Ka!...." No offense, BTW. And thank you for the pie, although I hoped for at least seven decimal places. Again, Schizo Master extends the hand of friendship to the exalted Lord Fluffy.--Schizo Master 19:39, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Dave

I hope Lord Fluffy realizes that to the best of my knowledge, the 'second' quote was actually in the sequel to the first movie (where the 'first' quote was from). To the best of my knowledge, having seen the first movie, the second quote never takes place. It just gets mentioned in the second. I might be wrong.... And, of course, forgive my impertinence.--The DQed

Quote

"Let's try Global Thermonuclear War."--Schizo Master 16:13, 9 March 2007 (UTC) We accept thine offer of friendship, sir. I think that I may use that quote for my contest. Thanks. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 18:25, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Your Point

I thought complaining and whining was the whole point of Off-Topic. I am glad to be your friend, Lord Fluffy. And thank you for correcting my "Moose Disorders" section. Ya Bastard! I'm tempted to call you The Fluffer or simply Fluffy, like you call me "Crazy", but I'm afraid of your throng of followers, similar to Benson. Suggest a nickname, for I wouldn't want to insult you openly unless it was meant in good fun. It's hard to be familiar with a God, unless He lives in your head. ...No! Drop that sheep and walk away! I promise you won't be hurt.--Schizo Master 20:00, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

You might call me 'milord', perhaps. I really have no 'throng of followers', so far as I know, but am perfectly capable of swatting insects myself. Really I don't care much what I'm called, as long as it's well-meant. BENSON, however, does have a small [or large] army of followers, and it would be wise to address him as he wishes to be addressed. Whining and complaining is the point, or at least part of the point, of BHOP. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 23:31, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Film Contest

Lord Flufffy, would you mind adding things to my user talk page, rather than my userpage outright? Thanks. Also, by my calculations, I have 3350 points, not 2350.

P.S. Great contest! --―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 09:21, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Attention!

High Gen. Grue, has given you a gun. Please fire randomly at will.

You deserve it. Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines

Hey thanks for the pie and sword! Here, have another!

High Gen. Grue, has given you a gun. Please fire randomly at will.

Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines

Cool! One for each hand! Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 22:20, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

Jihad

I would join your Jihad, if you ever got around to having one, that is. It'll be like a cabal, but messier and more explicit (or ellicit?). I still don't give a shit. Who's the god we're fighting for again?--Schizo Master 15:03, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Hi

Hi

Thanks for your comments on my talk page. I must admit I'm a little taken-aback by some of your criticisms, but you're allowed to say stuff. Good work on picking up on the spelling of genious on my userpage. I hate to throw a flame retardant blanket on your high horse, but I spelled it like that deliberately. Note the italics. It's a joke. Get it?

Re commas... I have two points here. One: good work stealing wikipedia's examples. Two: in some situations a sentence is perfectly valid with or without a comma. And yes, I admit that comma splices are not one of these situations.

Alot, alot, alot... Yes I'm glad you understand it's not a word. However, I have to question that merit of telling me that there is no merit in publicising it. I did, some months ago, go through an alot culling spree, but it got boring quite quickly, and I think people were adding them faster than I could cull them. I wish I knew how to make bots...

Anyway, sorry if I sounded rude in this reply. Thanks for sharing your opinions, keep it up.

Aaadddaaammm 08:37, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

old Crazy man

I would like to thank thee, Lord Fluffy, for the sword. I needed a good knife alot. Giving it to me was a stroke, of pure genious. Noone cares, really, but you did go to the, effort, so thanks.--old Crazy man 14:17, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

• shudders* I hope that was a joke... Aaadddaaammm 07:58, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

Wa-hey! Free Food!

Shalom! Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno! Lekhaim! מזל טוב

RabbiTechno 11:15, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

ZORK IMPLEMENTOR L

Because the name "Zork" is yet another nonsense word! Y'know, like "Murkle zurfle zork klezz oc ecchi!" (I also added "Fnord" and "Lorem Ipsum" just now.) --L 04:34, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

An article?

Just thought you might want to know. The was a sub-stub created with the title «Fluffy», which contained the sentence «FLuffy is ze destroyyer of w0rldz». I wonder if you're thinking of making that true someday... —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 9/04 11:41

My sword

I award you an award award! Strange but untrue awards you the award award for giving them an award!

Because I've just discovered the sword you left on my userpage ages back, which makes it officially a total of "many" awards you have given me. A sword will also come in very useful when I finally get round to pruning my talk page... -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:00, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Well done

User:Olipro has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

there isn't a beer template yet... hmm, I think I'll make one -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 17:59, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Can you save this?

Heya, Fluffy! I've saved this from QVFD adding a little content to justify a ICU instead. Are you interested:

• Threesome

-- herr doktor needsAcorpse  [scream!] 23:20, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Limerick for Lord Fluffy

there once was a god named Lord Fluffy.
who, in losing to most, became huffy.
when he said to his dad
i think i've been had,
i told him his genes made him scruffy, too toughy, enoughy, stuffy, crufty.
--Math Poet 15:28, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

Call yourself a Math Poet - there was no Maths at all in that. Tsk.  :-) -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:33, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Grue Army

Your request about the order of the ranks on my userpage has been done. It goes from highest to lowest. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:27, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Quote

I'll tell you it's not from a film... (although the book did get made into a film, so maybe) I think it's something you either know or you don't, unless you're prepared to read every book around. Assuming you might actually know the name of this book, we could always 20 questions it...? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:33, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

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Fluffy the Great,

I have a request of thee, great one. May you please give me a plus, oh great Fluffy the great master of all? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Please, great one? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

/me doesn't like begging. >:( --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 02:19, 3 June 2007 (UTC)