User:Ivor Biggun

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“Babylons out for peace!” ~ Ali G on Uncyc:Babel

17 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 1337. 17 1

ca 4 This user speaks Canadian at a near-native level. ca 4

de N This user is a native speaker of Deutsch. de N

eo G This user does not speak Esperanto and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Esperanto speakers. eo G

es 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Español. es 2

fr 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Français. fr 3

fur G This user does not speak Furry and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Furry speakers. fur G

gb A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Gibberish whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. gb A

ht 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of HTML. ht 1

ju P This fucker speaks Joual canadien heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. ju P

la L Thith uther thpeakth Latin with a really thexy lithp. la L

nl 0 This user does not understand Dutch (or understands it with considerable difficulties). nl 0

re 4 This user speaks Recondite English at a near-native level. re 4

rh N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour. rh N

sa N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm. sa N

se G This user does not speak Simple English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Simple English speakers. se G

sp X This user only speaks Spanglish enough to seduce native Spanglish speakers. sp X

BBL This user has WAY too many Babel boxes on their user page. BBL

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This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

In his dreams, this user thinks he's a Canadian, which he really isn't.

This user loves hockey, joual, poutine and temperatures well below -20°C*, eh?
However, he does not hold Canadian citizenship, which causes him to whine profusely.
*I don't care what that is in °F, Yank.

“He likes templates.”

~ Captain Obvious on User:Ivor Biggun

The shöcking truth on Ivor B.: Before and After Wiki

This is what Ivor used the Internet for before he discovered Wiki.

Ivor today, eager to edit Encyclopedia Dramatica and WikiFur. Remember kids: Thou shalt NOT be furry.

There is no cabal, and therefore Ivor B. can't be a part of it.

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal. This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.

JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts. JoW This user believes that "Purple Monkey Dishwashers" are going to take over the world.

This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement. This user denounces BENSON.

Gu This user thinks dictionaries may have important omissions. Gu This user should not be trusted.

This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper. This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

ow 4 This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart. ow 4

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