User:Babbler

This page contains no actual writing what so ever, consisting solely of various templates. Furthermore, he has stolen template code and precious bodily fluids created by the best and wisest of Uncyclopedians and wasted valuable time, bandwidth and cheese. Please congratulate him on his good deeds.

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Babbler also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂

This user is Canadian …and is very opinionated about snow tires, curling, & the CBC!!!

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a geek.

ego This user is a deluded egomaniac. ego

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

… This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. …

n00b This user is a n00b. n00b

I am an Aspie, and thus a member of the Master Race; bow before my intellectual might, puny neurotypicals! (alternatively, punch them in the face and steal their lunch money)

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ca-N This user is a native speaker of Canadian. ca-N

en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level. en-4

fr-F This user got an F in Français and likes their native language better (if they have one). fr-F

rh-X This user only speaks Random Humour enough to seduce native Random Humour speakers . rh-X

lz-X This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers . lz-X

MW-0 This user does not understand MediaWiki (or understands it with considerable difficulties). MW-0

tlh-G This user does not speak Klingon and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Klingon speakers. tlh-G

To date, this user has edited (more or less) the following articles: Montreal John Seigenthaler Sr. John Seigenthaler Sr. (Soviet) Jean Chrétien SUNY Plattsburgh Worst 100 Childrens Books of All Time Pierre Trudeau Brian Mulroney Liberal Party of Canada Prime Minister of Canada Prussian Blue CÉGEP The rest are not that important. Please examine these articles to confirm your first suppositions about this user.

This article appears to lack a unifying concept or idea.

Though parts of it may include decent ideas, without sticking to one of them the whole goes nowhere. Please amend this before someone makes amends another way. If this page is not fixed in 30 days, it may become a candidate for deletion.

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