User:Alpha Quintesson/Junkbox

Just a place for random...junk.

Car Manufacturers

Crapmobile

Crapmobile vehicles

---

Model P

• Miserable Old Dead Engines Lack Power
• Mediocre Old Dead Engines Leak Pitifully

TLC

• Tender Loving Crap
• The Lesbian's Chevy
• The Lesbian's Club
• That Little Chicken (Not the OTHER one)
• That Little Cocksucker
• Timid International Concert
• Trades & Labor Council
• Turning Life Cocky
• Testicle Licking Cancer
• The Lovely Cake
• Things Like Cabs
• Ticks Leak Cunts
• The Living Cum

Math

• Molest All The Hippies
• Molten Asphalt Tastes Hyper
• Marijuana And The Heroin

Loyola vehicles

---

Loyola Navarre. Nissan ripped off Loyola, so Loyola sued Nissan for EUR70,000,000

• Lada Owes You (the) Only Left (side of your) Arse
• Lobos y olla (Means "The Wolves and the Bong" in Spanish) Or Lodozal.
• Look Out, Your Ought (to) Look Ahead!
• Looking Our Yen Out Like America (does)

Chrysler vehicles

---

Dodge Scapegoat replaces Aries and RAM models

Chrysler

• Charged High Retail, You'll Subsidise Lee's Early Retirement
• Company Has Recommended You Should Learn Engine Repair

Dodge

• Department of Defense Garage Equipment
• Daily Overhauls Do Get Exhausting
• Dead Once Dealer's Guarantee Expires
• Dead On Day Guarantee Expired
• Dead Or Dying Gutless Engines
• Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
• Dykes Or Dads Grasp Enemas
• Dicks On Da Grating Erection Bringing All Lesbians Live

These Dodge balls frickin' hurt!

Aries

• Automobiles Rusted In Every Section
• Anus Risen In Emilia (and) Spain

Duster

• Darned Underside Seems Totally Eaten, Rusted

Neon

• New Engines Often Needed
• Nothing Especially Original Now

'Shadow

• Some Hopeless And Decrepit Old Wreck

Mopar

• Move over people are racing

Spirit

• Some Pieces Inevitably Ruined In Transmission
• Simply Pitiful, Idiotic Rickshaws In Traffic

Plymouth

• Please Let Your Mom Out (from) Under The Hood

Fury

• Follows U Relentlessly, Yikes!

Jeep

• Just Enough Engine Power
• Junk, Each, Every Part
• Just Empty Every Pocket

GM vehicles

---

Buick

• Big Ugly Import Car Killer
• Butt Ugly Idiot's Car Keys
• Bucking Up Illiterate Car's Kamikaze

LeSabre

• Lets Everyone See Another Bastard's Rich Expenditure
• Little Endorsement So All Become Rarely Executed

Vlad the Impala

Chevy

• Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
• Cheap Heap Eats Valves Yearly
• Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
• Crack Hor Eats Vonbitch Ratefuck Out Errection Tittyshittings
• Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leakes Every Time
• Cocaine Hits Everyone's Virginity & Youth

GM

• Government Motors
• Gay Magnum
• Good Manners
• Giddy-Up Mark
• Garage Man

GMC

• Gotta Mechanic Coming
• Generally Mediocre Crankcase
• Get My Coveralls
• Generic Made Chevy
• Garage Mechanic's Companion
• Gas Mileage's Crappy
• Gandalf's Mother's Car
• Gay Man's Cruiser
• Gay Man's Chevy
• God's Most Chosen
• Garages Main Customer
• Genitalia Mark Crusaders

Olds

• Out Looking Dumbass Saabs
• Original Looking Dick Sap
• Oh Lord, Demonstrate Some
• Okay, Let's Do Something

Opel

• Old People Ending Lives
• Orgasming Persian Encountering Lord
• Opal's (my) Pet. Ejaculate Lemons.

Pontiac

• Poor Ol' Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac
• Penis On Naughty Tits In A Car
• Pony Or Nigger Tried It And Crashed

Saturn

• Seems Always Totally Unbelievable Repairs Necessary
• Semen And Tardy Uranus Returns (with) Necromancer
• Sperm Are Thou Under Rarity's Nose

Holden

• Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now
• Hold Our Little Dickie's Entire Necromancer
• Holes, Oil Leaks, Dents and Engine Noise
• Heaps Of Loser Drivers Encouraging Nerdism
• Hey Old Lesbian, Dick Em Now

Torana

• Tow Old Rubbish Away, Never Argue!
• Trauma On Rear And Norwegian's Ass
• Throw (it) On Rama's Anus N'd Appendix

Ford vehicles

---

Ford

• Fix Or Repair Daily
• Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
• Found on Road Dead
• Fucked on Race Day
• Flatulent Odors Routinely Discharged
• F'ed Over Rebuilt Dodge (the original Fords had Dodge Brothers' engines)
• in reverse: Driver Returns On Foot
• Fuck Off Richard Daley
• Found On Rubbish Dump
• Fast Only Rolling Downhill
• First Owners Recommended Dodge
• Found on Russian dicks
• Freddy Adu only runs dirty
• France owns Russian dicks
• Fiorentina owes Roma Daniele De Rossi
• Fat old raging dick
• Fuckers only ride dodge
• Faggot organized retarded death-trap
• For our retarded daughter
• For ozil's raging dick
• fertilized orange rejects dairy-products
• Fred only rapes dogs
• fiat owners raped danny dichio

Escort

• Evidently Someone Can't Obtain Reliable Transportation
• Evil Satan's Cunt Offends Randy Tyrants

Pinto

• Powerful Incendiary Neatly Toasts Occupants
• Politically Incites Nader Take-Over
• Put In Nickel To Operate
• Put In Neutral, Tow Offroad
• Penis In Naughty Troubled Orgy

Ralph Nader test-drives the Pinto

Taurus

• Takes Another Urgent Repair, Usually Serious
• Transmissions Are Usually Replaced Unacceptably Soon

Tempo

• Tired Engine May Peter Out

Mercury

• My Engine's Rubbish, Car's Underbody Rusted, Yuck!

Lincoln

• Leasing, Insurance Needs Cash, Often Leaving Nothing
• Luxury In New Cars Often Less Noticeable

European vehicles

---

Audi

• Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
• Addresses Underage Decency Indefinitely
• Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
• Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
• Accelerates Under Drugs Influence
• Archimedes, Ur Dicking It

BMW

• Bring More Worries
• Barely Moving Wreck
• Bavarian Manure Wagon
• Bavarian Muck Works
• Built from Mercedes Wastebin
• Bring Me to Workshop
• Break My Wallet
• Be My Wife
• Bang My Wife
• Big Money Waste
• Big Money Wanker
• Bite My Weenie
• Black Man's Wheels
• Black Man's Willy
• Baader-Meinhof Wagon
• Brings Me Women
• Butt Munching Wanker
• Bastard Moving Wrecklessly
• Bite My Winky
• Be My Wang

Dacia

Dacia/Logan

• Dreadfully Annoying Cars In Action
• ro:«Daca Ai Cap, Ia-tzi Alta», meaning don't even think to buy this so-called car.
• ro:"Faci caca si tragi apa", meaning For those who believe in driving!

Citroen

• Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters

Ferrari

• Found Everywhere Really Rich Annoying Retards Inhabit

Fiat

• Found In A Trashbin
• Flat In All Tyres
• Fehler in Allen Teilen
• For Italians, Adequate Technology
• Fix It Again, Tony
• Failed Italian Attempt (at) Transportation
• Fuck in the Toilet
• Fuck it, am' tired
• Fart In A Trunk
• Fluttershy Is A Tree
• Faggot Illiterately Activates That
• Failed Italian Automotive Technology

Lada

• Leave At Dump, Abandoned.

Lotus

• Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
• Lame Orgy Tits Under Shit
• "Hey, Nice Ferrari!" - Some American Guy
• Live Orgy Triads Under Superiority

Mercedes

• Most Expensive Ridiculous Car Ever Driven by European Snobs

Porsche

• Proof Of Rich Spoiled Chavs Having Everything
• Proof Of Rich Spoiled Cunts Having Everything

Renault

• Rebuilt Engine, New Axles, Usually Lousy Transmission
• Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash

Saab

• Sad Attempt At Beauty
• Send Another Automobile Back
• Sorry Auto, Always Broken
• Such An Arrogant Boy
• Still Ain't A Bimmer
• Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
• Swedish Automobiles Always Broken
• Sandwich And Anus Betray

VW

• Virtually Worthless
• Very Weird
• Venice Whorehouse
• Vomit (on) Wheels

Mini

• My Isolation Not Incogneto
• My, I'm Nearly Invisible!
• Motherfucking Indecent Nigger INC.
• My Intellect Never Isolated
• Motor Is Not Included

Austin

• A Usable Sucky Tin In Noddyland
• An Utterly Sad Tatty Imperial Nutter
• America's Unpredictable Sexuality Trapped Into Magnesium

Volvo

• Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

Rover

• R-over

zord

• menice
• PORD
• fork

Japanese vehicles

---

Datsun

• Decrepit And Temperamental, Seems Useless Now
• Drive At Top Speed Until (k)nackered

Honda

• Had One, Never Did Again
• Hold On, Not Done Accelerating
• Hey! Oh Nevermind, Done Accelerating
• Hang On, Not Done Again
• Holy Oprah, Nigger Dick Ass
• Hanged Over, Now Driving Away

Accord

• Another Crumpled Car On Road, Dead

Civic

• Completely Insipid Village Idiot's Car
• Corrosion In Valves Is Common
• Cum Is Valid In Calvary

Mazda

• Made At Zoo (by) Demented Apes
• Mum, A Zebra Destroyed (the) Axles

Mitsubishi

• Many Innovations To Suck Unsuspecting Buyers Into Some Hellish Invention
• Might In Theory Seem Usable But Is (a) Simply Hideous Import
• Multiple Impact Tests Show Unprecedented Breakage, Is (a) Simply Horrible Investment
• Bitzamissin

Subaru

• Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium
• Shot Up Bad A-- Racing Unit
• U R A BUS (Backwards)

Suzuki

• Service Usually Zilch Unless Kamikaze Inside

Toyota

• Too Often Yanks Overprice This Automobile
• Taking Our Yen Out, Thanks America!
• Titties On Your Old Thickshit Aunt
• The One You Ought To Avoid
• Tired Overrated Yawnmobiles or Tedious Appliances
• Take Off Your Oversive Tires,Asshole

Korean vehicles

---

Hyundai

• Here's Y U Never Drive An Import
• Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
• Hentai, Your Urine, N'd Dicks Are Isotonic

KIA

• Killed In Action
• Kick In Anus
• Kissing in Action
• Killed In Automobile
• Killed In Accident
• Korean Imitation Automobile
• Keep Idiots Away
• Krappy Insane Anus
• Kick It Again
• Koreans Invading America
• Knocked-up In America

Ssangyong

• Yyongsang
• Korandoarein (Koreans-can-do-anything-and-are-invincible)
• Chairman Dictator

{cars}}

[Category: Automobiles]] [Category: Acronyms]]

[fr:voiture]]