This Article Is Worthless

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Why did you look at this picture? There's nothing here. In fact, you can't really call it a picture. It's blank. Like a polar bear in a blizzard.

This article is worthless. Seriously. There is no point. All of these words here are just taking up file space like the snow in Soviet Russia. You should obviously not be reading this. It's a waste of time. Don't do it. Go do something at least semi-worthwhile. Read a book. Play a video game. Watch TV. Ride your bike. Anything. Even burying yourself alive is better than wasting your time here.

A worthless section[edit | edit source]

Please. Get lost. It pains me to see someone waste their time like this. Honestly, it's terrible. You as might as well be watching paint dry in a swimming pool. Or watch the grass grow in a desert. They're both just as pointless.

A worthless subsection[edit | edit source]

My god! Please! Leave! Aw, come on, now, don't take it personally... I didn't mean I hate you and I want you to get away from me. I meant that I don't want you to waste your time here because I care about you. Uh, n-not in that way. You know what I mean.

Some more worthless text[edit | edit source]

As you read this, your mind is deteriorating. Your IQ is sinking like a brick. Pretty soon you won't even be able to read this pointless text because your IQ is even lower than George Bush's approval rating. Please! I'm BEGGING YOU! Stop torturing your brain! It doesn't deserve it!

Some empty space[edit | edit source]

How'd you find this text? Eh, it's still worthless.

Oh, man, you're still here!?[edit | edit source]

End of story.

Man, you just don't give up, do you? I feel so sorry for you. IQ falling faster than Sony's finances...

Whoa! You just dropped below 40! It's only a matter of time...

*sigh*[edit | edit source]

Well, it's your loss. Excuse me for caring. You can just go kiss your IQ goodbye.

Enjoy your life.

Or what's left of it.

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