User:Alekiel
The Prince of Darkness – the ultimate purveyor of all things wicked, vile, and malevolent – has personally reviewed this page. The submitter and all subsequent editors are damned to eternal torment in hellfire.
The Jee Man Himself has Shown, in His infinite Wisdom, that He is the Ultimate Purveyor of all things Awesome, Nifty, Spiffy, and generally Interesting. He has personally Reviewed this article and Given His Blessing. The submitter may be Forgiven three venial sins or one mortal sin.
“One of my bests”
“He's like a brother to me”
“That was stupid”
“No shit!”
Hiya. If you're reading this, is because you clicked on my name. Which means you probably want to find my address so you can proceed and kill me.
Unfortunately, I'm not giving you my address and instead, I'm getting yours through IP and proceed to kill you in your sleep.
If you want to know stuff about me, you can cut yourself. You ain't getting any from me, bitch.
History[edit | edit source]
I was invented 18 years ago, by the crazy doctor bastard people call "Your dad", but I prefer to use the term "High profile bitch". He was also helped by a sweet high school girl he raped and made his bitch. Nobody has ever tried to stop him, because he will probably make you his bitch if you try to.
After that, I decided the world sucked, and so I began a scheme to destroy it. I'm being helped by people like Your Mom, George W. Bush, Cookie Monster and Santa. You have to be smart (Or rich, in Bush's case [Or a woman and get naked, like your mom]) to enter. This means you're not welcome.
Taking Over the World[edit | edit source]
I'm not telling you how I'm taking over the world. Just Internet rules RULE is part of it, and you suck.
Stealing Your Girlfriend[edit | edit source]
Since you're reading this, you're a geek. This means you don't have a girlfriend and you will never get laid.
If you're a girl, you can leave your phone number, address and AIM/MSN here so I can go and rape help you in your work out.
Crap Articles I've written in here[edit | edit source]
- The Internet rules.
- More stuff, while they appear under your name, I actually made them.
- Your articles too.
Microsoft sucks[edit | edit source]
This is true and you know it.
Everytime you see the word "Microsoft" remplace it with "Micro$hit", for the sake of the truth! And Stuff!
If you don't, you suck[edit | edit source]
Favorite Articles[edit | edit source]
- Nobody Cares
- Micro$hit
- Wii
- PS3
- Internet rules
- You suck
- Nobody cares
- Lesbians
- Childish stuff
- Girlfriends
- Anything you didn't write.
Nobody Cares about Grammar[edit | edit source]
- flip off*
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This user does not understand Dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties). |
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This user does not understand Fuckhead (or understands it with considerable difficulties). |
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This user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers . |
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of C++. |
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This user speaks Engrish at a near-native level. |
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. |
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there. |
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Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page. |
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This user is Latin, thus likes to steal steal. If its not nailed, it's stolen. |
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This user thinks werewolves can beat the living crap out of vampires. This is true. |