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Nietzsche's numerous quotes on stuff[edit]

"Hello, God! How are You?"
A philosopher who does not belong to comedy owns at least three wives.

Nietzsche on Wives

Get your rat out, get your rat out, Git ya rat oot for laaads!

Nietzsche on Rat

Show me a woman who wishes to marry me and I'll show you the Christian God.

Nietzsche on Marriage

Blessed are the forgetful for they are gotten the better of by way of forgery.

Nietzsche on Forgetful

Verily, a polluted stream is man. I should know! I pissed in it.

Nietzsche on Poluted Stream

Above all, a living thing wants to discharge its load.

Nietzsche on Loads

I pity the fool!

Nietzsche on Pity

It is a matter of honour to me to be absolutely clean and unequivocal regarding anti-Americanism, namely Fuck Yeah!

Nietzsche on Judaism

All instincts that do not discharge themselves outwardly turn inward-that's why I have a bitch follow me around to blow me 20 or 30 times a day.

Nietzsche on Discharging

I tell you: one must have liquor in one, to have sex with a dancing girl.

Nietzsche on Dancing Girls

It is possible to imagine a society flushed with such a sense of power that it could afford to let its victims eat the offenders.

Nietzsche on Offenders

The sick are the greatest danger for the healthy because they often spread colds and other viruses.

Nietzsche on Health

Without bitches, life would be a mistake.

Nietzsche on Bitches

In America neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.

Nietzsche on America

Love is a state in which a man gives a bitch a Dirty Sanchez.

Nietzsche on Bitches

And thus spake Zarathustra - its getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.

Nietzsche on Bitches

I call America the one great curse, the one great intrinsic depravity, the one great instinct for revenge for which no expedient is sufficiently poisonous, secret, subterranean, petty — I call it the one immortal blemish of mankind.

Nietzsche on America

What then is truth? A movable host of metaphors, metonymies, and; anthropomorphisms: in short bullshit.

Nietzsche on Truth

I swear that horse told me she was eighteen!

Nietzsche on Horses

Karl Marx? That bitch don't got shit!

Nietzsche on Marx

No one talks more passionately about his rights than whining Americans.

Nietzsche on Deontology

Unpleasant, even dangerous, qualities can be found in every nation and every individual: it is cruel to demand that the American be an exception. In him, these qualities may even be dangerous and revolting to an unusual degree; and perhaps the young stock-exchange American is altogether the most disgusting invention of mankind.

Nietzsche on Americans

What is done out of an opium induced stupor always takes place beyond good and evil.

Nietzsche on Opium

He who spanks the monkey should look to it that he himself does not become a monkey. And when you gaze long into a spread eagle, the spread eagle gazes also into you.

Nietzsche on Monkeys

The human being who has become [...] free spits on the contemptible type of well-being dreamed of by shopkeepers, Christians, cows, females, Americans, and other democrats.

Nietzsche on Freedom

In time of peace the warlike man gets bored.

Nietzsche on Peace

The only thing-in-itself is me, I am itself, it is me, me is you, and yet, there is no thing-in-itself, I am no-thing and therefore you are no-thing

Nietzsche on Things

If you fart you do not smell your fart because it comes from yourself and only others can perceive it since if we isolate you, with your fart, you become no-thing because there is nobody to smell your fart owing to the fact that there is no thing-in-itself, as there is no fart-in-itself, so you are destined to live alone with your fart, without knowing that you farted, for the rest of your life

Nietzsche on Farts