Unquotable:Nietzsche
Nietzsche's numerous quotes on stuff[edit | edit source]
“A philosopher who does not belong to comedy owns at least three wives.”
“Get your rat out, get your rat out, Git ya rat oot for laaads!”
“Show me a woman who wishes to marry me and I'll show you the Christian God.”
“Blessed are the forgetful for they are gotten the better of by way of forgery.”
“Verily, a polluted stream is man. I should know! I pissed in it.”
“Above all, a living thing wants to discharge its load.”
“I pity the fool!”
“It is a matter of honour to me to be absolutely clean and unequivocal regarding anti-Americanism, namely Fuck Yeah!”
“All instincts that do not discharge themselves outwardly turn inward-that's why I have a bitch follow me around to blow me 20 or 30 times a day.”
“I tell you: one must have liquor in one, to have sex with a dancing girl.”
“It is possible to imagine a society flushed with such a sense of power that it could afford to let its victims eat the offenders.”
“The sick are the greatest danger for the healthy because they often spread colds and other viruses.”
“Without bitches, life would be a mistake.”
“In America neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.”
“Love is a state in which a man gives a bitch a Dirty Sanchez.”
“And thus spake Zarathustra - its getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.”
“I call America the one great curse, the one great intrinsic depravity, the one great instinct for revenge for which no expedient is sufficiently poisonous, secret, subterranean, petty — I call it the one immortal blemish of mankind.”
“What then is truth? A movable host of metaphors, metonymies, and; anthropomorphisms: in short bullshit.”
“I swear that horse told me she was eighteen!”
“Karl Marx? That bitch don't got shit!”
“No one talks more passionately about his rights than whining Americans.”
“Unpleasant, even dangerous, qualities can be found in every nation and every individual: it is cruel to demand that the American be an exception. In him, these qualities may even be dangerous and revolting to an unusual degree; and perhaps the young stock-exchange American is altogether the most disgusting invention of mankind.”
“What is done out of an opium induced stupor always takes place beyond good and evil.”
“He who spanks the monkey should look to it that he himself does not become a monkey. And when you gaze long into a spread eagle, the spread eagle gazes also into you.”
“The human being who has become [...] free spits on the contemptible type of well-being dreamed of by shopkeepers, Christians, cows, females, Americans, and other democrats.”
“In time of peace the warlike man gets bored.”
“The only thing-in-itself is me, I am itself, it is me, me is you, and yet, there is no thing-in-itself, I am no-thing and therefore you are no-thing”
“If you fart you do not smell your fart because it comes from yourself and only others can perceive it since if we isolate you, with your fart, you become no-thing because there is nobody to smell your fart owing to the fact that there is no thing-in-itself, as there is no fart-in-itself, so you are destined to live alone with your fart, without knowing that you farted, for the rest of your life”
"Changes, however, do not prove one's existence faulty but to remind them of the fact that he who can not be able to change, thus indicate how pathetic one is at his own self-revolution"
~ Nietzsche on Revolution
| Writers |
Oscar Wilde • Anonymous • Mark Twain • Noel Coward • Voltaire • Nostradamus |
| Politicians |
Joe Biden • Winston Churchill • Benjamin Franklin • Thomas Jefferson • John F. Kennedy • Adolf Hitler • George Washington |
| Geniuses |
Aristotle • Bill Gates • Albert Einstein • Charles Darwin • Sun-Tzu • Yoda |
| Deities |
God • Jesus Christ • Cthulhu • Satan |
| Others |
Christopher Walken • Arthur C. Clarke • William Shatner • Swedish Chef • Keanu Reeves • Captain Oblivious • Dumb Kid |
| See also |
Welcome, n00bz! • Manual • Quoting Policy • Quotable People • Deep Thoughts • Epitaphs • Mnemonics • Hamlet • HELP ! |
