Uncyclopedia:VFH/Why? Why? Oh Why?

Article: Why? Why? Oh Why?	Score: -4.5
Nominated by:	The answer to the most elusive question in history has finally been found! 84.194.239.240 18:39, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
For: .5	For finding out why. 84.194.239.240 18:50, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
Against: 5	Against.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:40, 3 August 2008 (UTC) Against But I agree with Skullthumper. --mrmonkey72 18:43, 3 August 2008 (UTC) Against. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:55, 3 August 2008 (UTC) Against --iseditor.user ^Comments/_Criticism 19:52, 3 August 2008 (UTC) Meh -RA HB 20:15, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Damn, I love this. I wish there was something we could do with it, though. Maybe someone should write an article that builds up to this, and we could feature that article. The difficulty in writing a buildup article is keeping it funny throughout, not making it boring as hell, but I'm sure someone could do it. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 18:42 Aug 03, 2008 Like a retrospective? Is it possible to feature an article like this together with its (not yet existing) retrospective? 84.194.239.240 18:45, 3 August 2008 (UTC) No, retrospectives come after something. (Also, retrospectives are getting old.) I'm talking about an article on the question "Why?" with a link to this at the end. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 18:55 Aug 03, 2008 But there's already something called "Why?" 84.194.239.240 19:00, 3 August 2008 (UTC) Beats me. I'm just throwing out an idea. I mean, this alone is impossible to feature. How would you feature it? And stop editing so fast! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 19:03 Aug 03, 2008 I could also ask 'How would you feature "Paranoid Page"?' 84.194.239.240 19:05, 3 August 2008 (UTC) For that one, I would write a brief little intro thing with a link to "paranoid page." At least, that's what I'd do--someone else might have a better idea. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:13, Aug 3 I already thought about, in case it would be featured, introducing it with some pointless rambling about the question "Why? Why? Oh Why?" like: For thousands of years, people have asked themselves Why? Why? Oh Why? The question would often be preceded by other questions, like "Why are we here?" "Why do we exist?" "Why did you do that to me?" "Why must I endure so much suffering?" "Why are you so cruel?" ... And if you ever get somekind of answer, it never really seems adequate. But finally, the answer has been found, and Uncyclopedia is proud to present (more...) 84.194.239.240 19:42, 3 August 2008 (UTC)