Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Bill Clinton now says "words matter"

Article: UnNews:Bill Clinton now says "words matter"	Score: 1 for words That Matter. Like Bill, or Dick.
Nominated by:	-- Sir SF13 (Talk) GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ
For: 4	Nom + For. This is freaking hilarious and very well put together, grade A bi-partisan satire that recalls an era long gone. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 00:32 EST 18 April, 2010 For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:16, 18 April 2010 Word Read this, see that it's now nommed, voting with my feet. Aleister in Chains 12:20 18 4 MMX For.--Sir ~HE LP ME~ ^{Count! Awards! Pee! Help!} 19:24, April 22, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 3	Against. Written pretty well, but didn't find it funny. Also it seemed to wander quite a bit for such a short piece--I found it unfocused. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 03:51, April 23, 2010 (UTC) The big digression--to Sarah Palin in the 4th paragraph--was to balance the piece. Without this, the story becomes just another slap against Bill Clinton: witty polemic rather than real humor. Compare my criticism of two recent UnNews stories. (Am not suggesting that this should have changed your perception or vote.) Spıke ¬ 12:41 23-Apr-10 Weak Against - While I found it an amusing read, with the points made being sharp, it falls short of that chuckle value standard expected of a featured article. Granted, it's better than most of the painfully forced crap that passes for political humor on Saturday Night Live these days. – Kip > Talk • Works •• 18:03, Apr. 23, 2010 No. It was great, just not feature worth great. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 24 Apr 2010 ~ 02:23 (UTC)