Uncyclopedia:VFH/John Scherer

Article: John Scherer	Score: -2 people who've tried his product
Nominated by:	Aleister
For: 2	Nommered and Fleur About time this was featured, to honor a corporate hustler who was going to sue Uncyclopedia because he didn't like the way his article was written. Silly boy. Aleister 12:16 18 9 For. HAA. Man, live and learn. I got suckered right into the first punch. Funny bony 20:11, Sep 18 20:11, September 18, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 4	Against Dial extension 846 for Dave. Seriously. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:33, September 18, 2010 (UTC) Against. abuse quota outweighs any laughs here. Don't see it as a feature. *RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 21:55, September 18, 2010 (UTC) Wanna talk about abuse? The guy's secretary isn't ever at her desk. Nobody except Dave is ever at work. They are overworking poor Dave. That's abuse. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:57, September 18, 2010 (UTC) Dave? Dave's not here. Aleister 22:09 18 9 He must have died from being overworked. Or HAL finally went insane. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:11, September 18, 2010 (UTC) Against. old news or something Mn-z 00:13, September 19, 2010 (UTC) Against** per Dexter and Socky. I want to feature this article, but I want someone to improve it first. pillow talk 21:58, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. I just feel the article doesn't quite reflect how much John Scherer sucks. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:23, 18 September 2010 Ah, you spoilsports. Better late than never, this should have been featured long ago. When this guy's name is googled our article comes up as the fourth or fifth item, so it's right out there, and maybe if it's featured it could move up a notch or two. Aleister 13:48 19 9 I'm not against featuring it one day, but I think it can be made better before then. It looks like me and Socky have the same opinion, but I have the balls to actually vote against. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:21, September 19, 2010 (UTC)