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Article: Gouverneur Morris

Score: 2

Nominated by: RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 08:40, 17 November 2025 (UTC)
For: 2
  1. You may know Gouverneur Morris, the Founding Father who wrote the Preamble to our great Constitution, shoved a whale bone up his dickhole and then died. What you may not know is that Gouverneur Morris' last words were, "AHHH! MY DICKHOLE!!!" RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 08:40, 17 November 2025 (UTC)
  2. Holy shit, this actually happened? Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 13:28, 17 November 2025 (UTC)
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