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Article: Gouverneur Morris	Score: 6 revolutionary fighters
Nominated by:	Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 08:40, 17 November 2025 (UTC)
For: 6	You may know Gouverneur Morris, the Founding Father who wrote the Preamble to our great Constitution, shoved a whale bone up his dickhole and then died. What you may not know is that Gouverneur Morris' last words were, "AHHH! MY DICKHOLE!!!" Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 08:40, 17 November 2025 (UTC) Holy shit, this actually happened? KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 13:28, 17 November 2025 (UTC)  For. Mr. George / talk 22:17, 17 November 2025 (UTC)  I'm Chuck Norris, and I approve this article. Holy shit. I laughed at the first paragraph. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 04:28, 18 November 2025 (UTC) Fucking brilliant ShabiDOO 14:08, 18 November 2025 (UTC)  For. You know? I learned something today. MrX blow me 19:41, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
Against: 0	No against votes
Comments	This is one of the funniest articles i've ever seen. KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 04:19, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

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