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Featured HowTo articles upto January 2013
- How to:Pick your nose discreetly in public/At the Park
 - How To:Survive a Japanese Game Show
 - HowTo:Annoy Richard Dawkins
 - HowTo:Avoid speeding tickets/fines
 - HowTo:Be A College DJ
 - HowTo:Be A Damsel In Distress
 - HowTo:Be a Detective: Lessons from the Masters
 - HowTo:Be a Douchebag
 - HowTo:Be A King
 - HowTo:Be A Production Manager
 - HowTo:Be A Supervillain
 - HowTo:Be a Tramp
 - HowTo:Be a Troll
 - HowTo:Be an American in Europe
 - HowTo:Be An Honest Crook
 - HowTo:Be Deep
 - HowTo:Be Enthusiastic Like Jack Black
 - HowTo:Be Happy
 - HowTo:Be Homeless in America
 - HowTo:Be Japanese
 - HowTo:Be Man's Best Friend
 - HowTo:Be pretentious
 - HowTo:Beat jet lag
 - HowTo:Beat Shaq
 - HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise
 - HowTo:Become an Assassin
 - HowTo:Become Stupid in 21 days
 - HowTo:Become the king of pop
 - HowTo:Blow a dog
 - HowTo:Boil an egg
 - HowTo:Breathe
 - HowTo:Build a Paper Empire
 - HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle
 - HowTo:Change a lightbulb
 - HowTo:Change a Spare Tire
 - HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble
 - HowTo:Clown Stalk
 - HowTo:Cook Children
 - HowTo:Create a sandstorm
 - HowTo:Date an Emo Girl
 - HowTo:Disable a Tsar Bomba
 - HowTo:Drive a train
 - HowTo:Eat sand
 - HowTo:Face your upcoming death
 - HowTo:Fix the Economy
 - HowTo:Frighten small children
 - HowTo:Get Around In A Fighting Tournament
 - HowTo:Get Banned
 - HowTo:Get hold of a Number Six Cylon
 - HowTo:Get into Heaven
 - HowTo:Get Married
 - HowTo:Get Off the Road
 - HowTo:Get Over Jenny
 - HowTo:Get things for free
 - HowTo:Get your candy back off that baby
 - HowTo:Go into the light
 - HowTo:Handle Flashing Your Vagina in Public
 - HowTo:Hear a Picture
 - HowTo:Hotwire a car
 - HowTo:Hug another man
 - HowTo:Kill two birds with one stone
 - HowTo:Kill Yourself With A Brick
 - HowTo:Learn Guitar
 - HowTo:Learn Hebrew
 - HowTo:Love me
 - HowTo:Mail a Letter
 - HowTo:Maintain a vanity site on Wikipedia
 - HowTo:Make a Band
 - HowTo:Make a sitcom
 - HowTo:Make Breakfast Dew (For Women)
 - HowTo:Make Breakfast Goo (For Men)
 - HowTo:Make me RICH
 - HowTo:Make your own Large Hadron Collider
 - HowTo:Meet women
 - HowTo:Milk a Cow
 - HowTo:Part the Red Sea
 - HowTo:Persuade your husband
 - HowTo:Pick The Perfect Turkey
 - HowTo:Play the Skin Flute
 - HowTo:Pronounce Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
 - HowTo:Recognize and Fight a Boss without Losing your Last Life
 - HowTo:Reenact History
 - HowTo:Regift
 - HowTo:Replace bread with something else
 - HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis
 - HowTo:Show your appreciation for the band Led Zeppelin
 - HowTo:Skip School
 - HowTo:Smell a Bit Like Fish
 - HowTo:Smuggle a snow globe
 - HowTo:Snowboard your way to awesomeness!
 - HowTo:Solve The 1x1x1 Rubik's Cube
 - HowTo:Stalk your ex
 - HowTo:Staple toast to a wall
 - HowTo:Subsist on an all-OREO® diet for the rest of your life
 - HowTo:Survive a Baby
 - HowTo:Survive A Premature Burial
 - HowTo:Survive the Titanic
 - HowTo:Tell who is posting as an admin on the Uncyc Facebook page
 - HowTo:Train to look awesome!
 - HowTo:Turn nature into collectibles
 - HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On
 - HowTo:Understand Jersey Shore
 - HowTo:Win an Argument
 - HowTo:Write a Beck Song
 - HowTo:Write A Cover Letter
 - HowTo:Write A Funny Band Article
 - HowTo:Write a Progressive Rock Song
 - HowTo:Write a Stephen King Novel
 - HowTo:Write An Article That Stands No Chance Of Featuring On Uncyclopedia
 - HowTo:Write an Uncyclopedia article without reading any of the rules or directions or manuals or policies first
 - HowTo:Write Colin Meloy Lyrics
 - HowTo:Write Good Poetry
 - HowTo:Write Good
 - HowTo:Write Serj Tankian Lyrics
 - HowTo:Write the Great American Novel
 

