Uncyclopedia:Featured HowTo Articles
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Featured HowTo articles upto January 2013
- How to:Pick your nose discreetly in public/At the Park
- How To:Survive a Japanese Game Show
- HowTo:Annoy Richard Dawkins
- HowTo:Avoid speeding tickets/fines
- HowTo:Be A College DJ
- HowTo:Be A Damsel In Distress
- HowTo:Be a Detective: Lessons from the Masters
- HowTo:Be a Douchebag
- HowTo:Be A King
- HowTo:Be A Production Manager
- HowTo:Be A Supervillain
- HowTo:Be a Tramp
- HowTo:Be a Troll
- HowTo:Be an American in Europe
- HowTo:Be An Honest Crook
- HowTo:Be Deep
- HowTo:Be Enthusiastic Like Jack Black
- HowTo:Be Happy
- HowTo:Be Homeless in America
- HowTo:Be Japanese
- HowTo:Be Man's Best Friend
- HowTo:Be pretentious
- HowTo:Beat jet lag
- HowTo:Beat Shaq
- HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise
- HowTo:Become an Assassin
- HowTo:Become Stupid in 21 days
- HowTo:Become the king of pop
- HowTo:Blow a dog
- HowTo:Boil an egg
- HowTo:Breathe
- HowTo:Build a Paper Empire
- HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle
- HowTo:Change a lightbulb
- HowTo:Change a Spare Tire
- HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble
- HowTo:Clown Stalk
- HowTo:Cook Children
- HowTo:Create a sandstorm
- HowTo:Date an Emo Girl
- HowTo:Disable a Tsar Bomba
- HowTo:Drive a train
- HowTo:Eat sand
- HowTo:Face your upcoming death
- HowTo:Fix the Economy
- HowTo:Frighten small children
- HowTo:Get Around In A Fighting Tournament
- HowTo:Get Banned
- HowTo:Get hold of a Number Six Cylon
- HowTo:Get into Heaven
- HowTo:Get Married
- HowTo:Get Off the Road
- HowTo:Get Over Jenny
- HowTo:Get things for free
- HowTo:Get your candy back off that baby
- HowTo:Go into the light
- HowTo:Handle Flashing Your Vagina in Public
- HowTo:Hear a Picture
- HowTo:Hotwire a car
- HowTo:Hug another man
- HowTo:Kill two birds with one stone
- HowTo:Kill Yourself With A Brick
- HowTo:Learn Guitar
- HowTo:Learn Hebrew
- HowTo:Love me
- HowTo:Mail a Letter
- HowTo:Maintain a vanity site on Wikipedia
- HowTo:Make a Band
- HowTo:Make a sitcom
- HowTo:Make Breakfast Dew (For Women)
- HowTo:Make Breakfast Goo (For Men)
- HowTo:Make me RICH
- HowTo:Make your own Large Hadron Collider
- HowTo:Meet women
- HowTo:Milk a Cow
- HowTo:Part the Red Sea
- HowTo:Persuade your husband
- HowTo:Pick The Perfect Turkey
- HowTo:Play the Skin Flute
- HowTo:Pronounce Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
- HowTo:Recognize and Fight a Boss without Losing your Last Life
- HowTo:Reenact History
- HowTo:Regift
- HowTo:Replace bread with something else
- HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis
- HowTo:Show your appreciation for the band Led Zeppelin
- HowTo:Skip School
- HowTo:Smell a Bit Like Fish
- HowTo:Smuggle a snow globe
- HowTo:Snowboard your way to awesomeness!
- HowTo:Solve The 1x1x1 Rubik's Cube
- HowTo:Stalk your ex
- HowTo:Staple toast to a wall
- HowTo:Subsist on an all-OREO® diet for the rest of your life
- HowTo:Survive a Baby
- HowTo:Survive A Premature Burial
- HowTo:Survive the Titanic
- HowTo:Tell who is posting as an admin on the Uncyc Facebook page
- HowTo:Train to look awesome!
- HowTo:Turn nature into collectibles
- HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On
- HowTo:Understand Jersey Shore
- HowTo:Win an Argument
- HowTo:Write a Beck Song
- HowTo:Write A Cover Letter
- HowTo:Write A Funny Band Article
- HowTo:Write a Progressive Rock Song
- HowTo:Write a Stephen King Novel
- HowTo:Write An Article That Stands No Chance Of Featuring On Uncyclopedia
- HowTo:Write an Uncyclopedia article without reading any of the rules or directions or manuals or policies first
- HowTo:Write Colin Meloy Lyrics
- HowTo:Write Good Poetry
- HowTo:Write Good
- HowTo:Write Serj Tankian Lyrics
- HowTo:Write the Great American Novel