Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 4

January 4: International Schadenfreude Day

• 1666 - The Great Fire of London begins as the Christmas decorations are taken down too close to a naked flame.
• 1974 - The Second Coming of Christ faces serious setbacks almost a year after the Supreme Court rules on Roe v. Wade.
• 1995 - Neil Diamond is kidnapped and forced to listen to his own music for seven consecutive days by his captors.
• 2009 - California Adventure and UC Irvine sign a treaty, but because Irvine was too busy playing Pokemon during negations, no one is sure exactly what the agreement is about.
• 2017 - God or aliens or lizard people must have lots of fun watching our misfortune.
• 4580 - The first Twinkie expires, mutant Octopeople everywhere worry about their food supply.

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