Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 21

January 21: Drink Until It Stops Hurting Day

• 30 AD - Supply Side Jesus patents cure for leprosy, sells treatment for thirteen drachmas.
• 1503 - The first handgun is designed, launches the shooter's hands towards the enemy.
• 1781 - Benedict Arnold, tired of being called "Eggs Benedict" by George Washington, defects to the British.
• 1850 - Millard Fillmore installs the White House's first bathtub.
• 1954 - Leni Riefenstahl writes, directs and stars in propaganda film, "Both Sides Were Bad, M'Kay?"
• 1991 - First ever "Yo-Mama Joke" is told. Violent bitch-slaps shortly follow.
• 2017 - Millions of feminist activists and Antifa super soldiers march in the streets, murder innocent shop windows.

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