Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 3

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"Throw Coconuts at Old People Today" is less popular with people

January 3: Throw Tomatoes at Old People Day (Spain)

  • 3 - First payday after Christmas, family breadwinners sigh and spend their money on cheap spirits.
  • 1945 - Fascist era Spain creates holiday to cull old people and handle their tomato surplus at the same time (Pictured), evolves into a family-friendly holiday of public tomato throwing.
  • 1948 - Mel Gibson is deported to Australia for abusing his freedom.
  • 1974 - The Keebler Elves go on strike, claiming the working conditions in the tree are "inhumane", and demand a union. Ernie Keebler hires several Smurfs to scab in their place.
  • 1992 - Nirvana releases "Come As You Are" as a single, amateur guitar players everywhere rejoice at having a song they can strum while playing Dungeons & Dragons.
  • 2004 - CBS declares victory in the ratings war after crushing that "gay peacock" network.
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