Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 2

January 2: Official End of Festive Season Feeling Day

• 366 AD - Barbarians invade the Roman Empire and steal the secrets of the chorizo.
• 1865 - The Uruguayan War starts after Paraguay and Uruguay fights over whose capital gets to be called Montevideo.
• 1945 - Nuremberg, Germany is accidentally bombed during the preliminary hearings of the Nuremberg Trials, court is delayed for months.
• 1963 - Turning point in the Vietnam War when Charlie decides that hiding in the jungle was a pretty good strategy.
• 1967 - Governor of California, Ronald Reagan, sets the thermostat on Los Angeles to perpetually smoggy.
• 1971 - Richard Nixon signs a bill making it illegal to break into your political opponent's offices and steal their shit. Oops!
• 1993 - The Sri Lanka Navy's first aircraft carrier fails after it floats fifteen feet above the water.

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