Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 22

January 22: National Cover-Up Day

• 0 - The Messiah was definitely born to a virgin and not the result of a time-travel religion scheme.
• 1605 - Guy Fawkes was definitely not a secret Protestant double-agent trained to make Catholics look bad.
• 1914 - The squirrels had absolutely nothing to do with the assassination of Franz Ferdinand.
• 1952 - Adolf Hitler is obviously not swimming in the frozen Arctic sea as a merman after a radiation experiment gone wrong.
• 1977 - AIDS was not at all created by the FBI and pinned on the CIA after they won the inter-agency tennis match last summer.
• 2001 - The Twin Towers were definitely not brought down by the Swedish as revenge for all the shitty Ikea jokes.
• 2016 - The perfidious Russians never spent millions on Vermin Supreme's presidential campaign.

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