UnNews:East Asia

East Asian UnNews

• Icy spectre of Death visits Pearl Harbor ceremony to mock "survivors"
• White dolphin declared extinct, tasted great
• Foreign film-makers happy with gender-segregation in malaysian state
• Cornflake tester dies in Toilet Pie related incident
• Jade Goody to be UN ambassador for Peace
• Jade Goody Spontaneously combusts!
• Shilpa to be Crowned new Monarch of Great Britain
• Members of notorious Midget Gang detained in Malaysia
• Nintendo recreates its corporate identity on the Wii
• Samoan ruler not assassinated, unimportant
• Chinese "overjoyed" to be learning about capitalism
• Man misses flight
• Sacred Bull bites back
• Revelations about Panda Genetics
• Mother Teresa did not believe in God
• Myanmar junta jails entire population
• Activists send female underwear to Burmese embassies
• China's 17th National Party Congress declares it is now the 'real Taiwan'
• Tata introduces the world's cheapest car
• China locks down Tibetan Sichuan province over duck famine
• Iranian missile test photo 'digitally altered'
• China bans dairy product imports
• Syrian IT specialist 'caught' a vicious virus
• Scientists retrace waves to their source
• Chinese ships sexually harass US vessel
• JSDF recruits a goth loli, a schoolgirl and an idol singer in new special task force
• Pokémon found in Indonesia
• In space, no one can hear the call to prayer
• Volleyballs to general banned
• Union Carbide Fudge Packing Division explodes
• Dragon Emperor's tomb rediscovered!
• Shovelshit seeks audience with God
• North Korea celebrates Miley's birthday
• Fukushima 50 are green and very muscular
• Roberto Carlos turns 71; awkward things happen
• Samsung sells phones, everybody cares
• North Korea massacres American island
• Son kills father in Japan
• North Korea might actually do it, but probably not
• China outlaws reincarnation, Tibetan monks just found out.
• Sophia dates back before Uncyclopedia, archaeologists say
• Cyclone Seroja Gives East Asia a Nasty Easter Gift
• Wake up call