UnNews:2016 Q1 recap

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Monday, April 25, 2016

Ticking away! The moments that make up a dull day!

UnNews has been so buried in news this year that we barely have time to write about it anymore. Plus, my DVR has been extremely busy, and I've also been busy with chores and other wastes of time that I would never willingly do.

So here's a little recap of events we may or may not have covered yet during the first quarter of 2016 (with some spillover).

December 2015[edit | edit source]

January[edit | edit source]

  • David Bowie releases a new single and music video, "Lazarus."
  • David Bowie turns 69 and releases the album, Black Star.
  • David Bowie dies of cancer at the age of 69.
  • Alan Rickman does the exact same thing at the exact same age.
  • Eagles guitarist Glenn Frey dies. Don Henley replaces him with Axl Rose.

February[edit | edit source]

March[edit | edit source]

April[edit | edit source]

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Whew. I hope that about covers it. Can't wait to start writing more UnNews soon. I hope.

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