Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/September 17

September 17: Horny Day, Hypnotic Sex Change Day

• 1803 - Freud hypnotizes a patient into believing she is a Swiss milk maid who has married him. Nine months later, she inexplicably gives birth to a basketball.
• 1900 - The world's 1,000,000,000,000th human orgasm (but only the 84,379th female orgasm) occurs in Plovdiv, Bulgaria.
• 1932 - New state phallic symbols capitol buildings are dedicated in Nebraska, Louisiana.
• 1954 - Drive-in gay porn theatre debuts in San Francisco; Joseph McCarthy hosts ribbon-cutting ceremony.
• 1975 - The world's tallest free-standing phallic symbol, the CN Tower, is completed in Toronto.
• End of Time - The Infinite Number of Monkeys with Typewriters experiment concludes, havign produced all literature that has been or ever will be, plus four poems about the flinging of feces.

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