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September 14: Gřáťúïťõùš Üšę öf Ðîåçřïťíćãľ Mâřkš Ďàý (World)

  • 1234 - The Duke of Umlaut invents the umlaut, becomes first Düke of Ümlaüt. He is later slain in a duel with Barón vön Accént Márk.
  • 1814 - Francis Scott Key writes The Star-Spangled Banner; he later retitles it "The Stär Spänglèd Bäññër" to make it more rockin'.
  • 1969 - Björk is björn in a lönely fjörd in Nörth Ïceláãnd.
  • 1970 - The metal band Blue Öyster Cult is förmed.
  • 1982 - Styx plăŷş "Mr. Roboto" for the first time. Pëóplè hate it. Al Gore then gets the ideä to enslave the robot populätion in a fjörd in Østlandet.
  • 1983 - The metal bänd Gřåťüïťöüs Díåçřïtíćäľ Mäřk forms.
  • 1985 - Hâägén-Dáãzs introduces their latest flavor: Döúblé Chérrÿ Crémë dé Chöcølãté Súprëmé, consumers die of "šûġař pōišoñïnĝ."
  • 1993 - Peter Cook is ässässinäted by space otters during a performance in the Royal Albert Hall.
  • 2003 - In a referendum, Sweden rejects ädopting the Euro, unless it is renämed the Eüro.
  • 2005 - The metäl band Thîs Rûňńîñg Jøkê ïs Wêäríñg Öút îtš Wëlcømê forms.