Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 26

November 26: Abstinence Rejection Day

• 1800 - Chastity belts effectiveness called into question when inquisitive mind finds 'back way'.
• 1818 - The Republic of Bulimia declares its independence from Spain, rejecting abstinence in favour of a Binge and Purge policy.
• 1971 - Devout Christian Jim Morrison dies a virgin.
• 2005 - Avowed abstinence practitioner Britney Spears gives birth through immaculate conception.
• 2009 - Chastity belts are outlawed and replaced with Chastity lasers.

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