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March 3: Beat Strangers to Death With a Lead Pipe Day
- 1800's - The inventor of modern pizza gets brutally hit with a comically large rock, it was not a welcoming "per favore".
- 1938 - Oil is discovered in Saudi Arabia, camel herders use it as a garnish for their camel steaks.
- 1972 - Jethro Tull releases an album based on what they consider "the most epic poem they've ever read in their life".
- 1991 - An amateur video captures Rodney King rudely getting in the way of an LAPD officer's jackbooted foot.
- 1992 - The practice of beating strangers to death with lead pipes (Pictured) first emerges in Post-Soviet Belarus.
- 2007 - A misplaced comma found in the 1st edition of Infinite Jest haunts David Foster Wallace for the rest of his days.
- 2017 - Nintendo releases the Nintendo Switch, a device used to preoccupy your little brothers while you wash the pots and pans.
- 2018 - The UN bans the practice of beating strangers to death with lead pipes, due to concerns about lead poisioning, and advises everyone to instead follow David Harbour's instructions for dealing with strangers.