Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/March 1

March 1: International Grue Day

• 1950 - Grues are first discovered living under couch cushions and inside tumble dryers.
• 1964 - Grue farmers release a whole colony of Grues into the wild, to hunt them for their silky and fragrant hide.
• 1972 - Louisiana Grue hunter and businessman Phil Robertson invents the Grue Call a whistle which imitates the dulcet mating call of the Grue.
• 1974 - While protesting the selling of Grue hide, one hippie is accidentally eaten by a Grue. It was a one time thing, they only do that when they're hungry.
• 1981 - The Grue population enters a rapid decline due to overhunting and a government campaign to vilify the grue.
• 1999 - The Grue Relations through Understanding and Empathy (GRUE) organization is formed to combat harmful memes about Grues and their supposed danger to society.
• 2001 - GRUE are all eaten by grues.

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