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- 1879 - Politics invented, price of shit skyrockets due to high demand.
- 1956 - Walt Disney is frozen and his head incinerated in a series of funny mishaps.
- 1973 - Henry Kissinger mistakenly orders the CIA to overthrow the government of Chile, Kissinger later says "oops" to media.
- 1989 - The people of Germany celebrate the fall of the Berlin Wall, are later disappointed to learn the Capitalists won.
- 2001 - God sues Google over Google Earth due to breaching copyright.
- 2002 - Nosferatu flickers the lights at a local burger joint, to the relief of the workers therein. (Pictured)
- 2009 - Twilight movie is released, vampires protest at gross misrepresentation and are subsequently annihilated by the sunlight.