Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 11

June 11: Ontological Empiricism Day

• 1770 - Captain James Cook wonders whether the Great Barrier Reef actually "exists", or is simply a bundle of sense-data, which is "perceived" by most to be a coral reef.
• 1922 - The Society of Post-postmodernism declares Ontological Empiricism shallow and pedantic.
• 1945 - The last day Kyle was seen.... Have you seen Kyle ?
• 1963 - A Buddhist monk, promoting his new line of fireproof clothing, performs a public demonstration by setting himself on fire in a crowded Saigon street.
• 1980 - Republican attempts to redraw Delaware's 4th Congressional District inadvertently lead to the first Shiba Inu elected congressman! He hates women.
• 2007 - The inventor of Ontological Empiricism is punched in the face by God.
• 2015 - A massive mudslide doesn't kill several dozen poor people in Bangladesh.

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