Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 19

January 19: Porn for the Blind Day

• 8M BC - Monkeys evolve opposable thumbs, discover how to spank the monkey.
• 1340 BC - Egyptians create the first pornographic magazine, printed on papyrus, men claim they read it just for the hieroglyphs.
• 1850 - Nudist becomes billionaire after patenting photographs of people naked.
• 1450 - Johannes Gutenberg invents a press capable of printing tasteful centerfolds.
• 1968 - Blind porn is introduced, requiring the sight disadvantaged to keep both hands busy.
• 1971 - The first porno on VFHS is filmed, shows a mustachioed man cumming into a steaming bowl of macaroni and cheese.
• 1994 - First porn site developed, shows pictures of ASCII boobs: (.)(.)
• 2012 - The largest blind porn site, Blindfold, was shutdown by the FBI.

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