HowTo:Become famous on deviantART
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Speaking deviantART, you may think that being famous is posting real art and giving constructive critcism, but due to the so-called artists bad sense of art, doing this is a big no-no. Instead, according to our 5-year research, we had found the best ways of becoming famous on deviantART, And becoming a loser of the internet and in real life.
First, sign up
As unlike Uncyclopedia, in deviantART without an account you can't even view mature content, let alone become famous.So you have to make a account name, and your avatar. However, not any username can make you famous, but an exception is ending your name with "-Chan". about 70% of deviants call themselves "-Chan", "-San", "-Kun" or name themselves after anime characters, as it makes them more close to Japanese, the highest class of person in deviantART. Any name that sounds Japanese also rocks. Your avatar should be your Original characters if you have one, but if you dont, put a random meme on it, as deviants like memes and OCs more than other Random shit. Bonus points if your avatar is a busty nekkid or just pure boobs. Make sure they are GIFs, or they don't like it. My Little Pony pictures With Random Outdated and unfunny meme generator-made macros also rox like a beast, as most members are MLP addicts.
So, now you had registered a shining account, you have several options; to be a artist, a photographer, a poet/fiction writer, a fetishist, or a critic! Let's go!
As an artist, as we previously said, submitting real art is NOT AN OPTION. Instead, if you want to be famous, you must find some not-so innovative subjects to do the thing. Here are the subjects.
Anime is the most common way to become famous on deviantART, especially Naruto, jew-gay-oh, pokémon and digimon being the elite 4. However, wait a minute! Just anime is not enough. You have to make them sex! Especially yaoi should be praised, as it is the god of all. Try to make more creative pairings, such as (Yugi X Atem). YOU WILL BE WORSHPPED BY MILLIONS as the god of shit. Secondly, hentai is strongly recommended. Your best weapon of popularity is 11 year old lolis (don't tell the admins that she is 11 years old, as the admins can pwn you) with boobs the size of basketballs and underwear. You will attract thousands of weeaboos. Incest is also fantastic. Try make Misty, May and Dawn having an awesome threesome. Iris is just shitty. Don't even attempt to draw her.
Furries is an another method to become famous. there are 4 styles to do so: standard,Sonic, Pokémon and digimon. You will also make your personal army of fantards to attack people who don't like your un-fantastic real art.
Let's first talk about the standard type at first. You can draw any animal as your fursona, but the best option is wolves. Remember: WOLVES.ARE.THE.KING.OF.FURSONAS, because DeviantART is wolfaboo haven, and god, wolves are cool. There is no excuse of it not being sexified to death by gay furries.
So what will you do your fursona? Of course its Rough Gay Wolf Sex, Rough Gay Wolf Rape, and of course, yiff. You will summon over a thousand people as your antipode army, with the same effect if you make 1000000 ton or balloon wolves/Pokemon. You can also go for the Sonic style. It is strongly advised that you create an OC (original character). He MUST be Sonic/Shadow's lost brother, and for his appearance we advise you to make him a green Sonic with round patterns of some kind.
. If these methods fail, try drawing Pokémon. And eh... what will be your fursona?
Recoloured (or anthro) eevees (or any of it's evolutions), of course! And don't forget to try making her yiff. Another interesting thing to do is to draw all 721 Pokémon into nude sexy pokegirls! Use you creativity, and SPARE NOBODY. Not even the Pokémon with no sex appeal are spared!
A new research in 2010 finds out that a girly show called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Has addicted tons of Deviants to
contaminate Purify every single franchise by "ponyfiying" everything. People are Turning Gardevoir, Sonic the Hedgehog, Spock, Kirk, and possibly every single fictional character into ponies, so should you too. Turn your favourite ponies into slimegirls with gigantomastia and "texture" your favourite characters into a pony base. As this is the craze and soul of the Internet since 2010, join this craze and get ready to turn into a mindless brony! You will defintetly get worshipped by all of DeviantART.
To be a famous photographer in deviantART, you can't just photograph something beautiful. AGAIN, deviantART is truly full of deviants, and their sense of art is completely different than you, Which is a proof that they lost the Internet. So, to merge with the community, you can try out two methods: artful nude or cosplay. Speaking of Artful nude, it is the soul of deviantART. 9000 out of 10000 artwork at deviantART is artful nude, and if you are criticizing this holy thing, you will be buttraped by legions of fantards. To make artful nude, just use your toy camera to picture you/your husband's penis, or you/your sister/your wife's not-so sexy nude body! And don't forget to make a background made of your own semen. Cosplaying is an additional method. Again, just take a pic of you wearing a crappy shirt that insults what you are wearing, or just make a crappy mask made of cardboard and pipe cleaners! Bonus points are awarded if Pokémon is involved. WARNING: doing too much of this will cause you to become a weeaboo.
The poet/fanfic writer
To be a poet try making your work as angst as possible. Whine about how your family is probiting you from having gay/lesbian sex, and people will be saying "poor You! You should not get this prohibition!" or : "my parents sux too lol"Except everyone else aside of your fantards. Also you can write Fan Fics. They should be as angst as possible just like poems, and your main characters should have powerful special powersThat are so sueish that nobody can stand, and dies a painful death for the sole purpose of making the readers cry. If you are making Pokémon fanfics you should make your character Have all the legendary pokémon in the franchise so You will get respect from your losers which are your peers. Bonus Fantards and haters will follow (Or Stalk, if they are haters) you when you write suefics.
A sucessful fetishist fetishes the worst of the worst, and probably you should too. The most disgusting, cruel and insane of the fetishes are also the most addictive; so you should refrain from drawing the broken Breast expansion art and go for the feet, belly inflation (Pregnancy is also a good alternative), vore, fatness and scat fetishes (DO NOT even attempt to draw lolis, they are child porn and you can get pwned by the admins' 1337 pwning skills). Here are the invidual guide of becoming famous via fetish.
- Make an excuse for your most jizz-inducing cards. An good example might be a species of human able to absorb water/magma whatever in their boobs/belly/whatever you desire, or a mammary deity for D&D that knows a few skills around breasts, such as able to use her breasts as a club/expand the enemy's breasts with air to float her up/or whatever crazy fetish you want. Scientific insanity is always the most jizz-inducing , criminally insane and brilliant.
- Inlove otherkin, such as plants, Pokémon that few people masturbate over, slimes or Aliens. Otherkin is usually the source of erection as it's exotic and cool. Just don't get fooled to draw mammals of all kinds, as it's already done so many times that it is cliched just like some lame Uncyclopedia joke.
- Make your fetish art as Disgusting as possible. As "Deviant" means predatory animal, you should have the spirit of one when it comes to drawing fetishes. Glenn Quagmire is your new example in the spirit of drawing pure sickness out of your pencil. Drawing 10 thousand tons of fat or making a skinny girl's boobs as large as the world is far from nothing wrong, especially if you are a deviant, or a predatory mammal.
- If you can't draw, write a fetish fanfic. Making a boner out of the deviants is ridiculously easy with insane fetishes in words. As the best sex toy is your imagination, you don't need to write particularly well. Just pack your most insane fetishes and have fun seeing people watch you. The rules above still apply. Remember to write the same story over and over again! Lack of variety is key. Your readers will come to expect a formula and you must deliver, never growing as a writer or as a person! Flying into a rage at any pointers or concrit from fellow users is highly recommended and will ensure you a wonderful reputation. Make friends with fellow sick fuck fetish writers and start a prolonged circle jerk for bonus points.
To be a critic, you should not give constructive criticism. If you post these Demonic troll comments, you will be blocked by your favourite artist, and legions of fanturds will come and fuck you. Especially those CRAZY YAOI FANTARDS WHICH ARE FAILING AT LIFE. Many would count this method of criticism as trolling. Be forewarned, meany-pants!
These comments are UNACCEPTABLE to the common member. Write these comments at your own risk!
- You have done a good job with this drawing. I like your attention to details, especially on her face, her hair and her clothes. Furthermore, your use of bold lines in the right places makes this drawing more eye-catching. However, I have noticed that her breasts are somewhat asymmetric and her hands seemingly rigid. I have found an excellent tutorial on how to draw the female form, and I recommend that you check it out. Keep on practicing. You're already on the right track, and you're sure to get even better.
- Your penciling and inking skills are amazing! The figures are very realistic. Also, even without the text balloons, I can easily read, from the motion lines and facial expressions, the personality of each character. The contrast of the main character is a bit off -- you can probably darken him a bit, to make him stand out; other than that, you've made a perfect drawing. I can't wait to see the finished comic book. I'm sure it will be great!
“she is so cute and sexy!”
“This is SOOO WRONG!They go bed and FUCK together!!”
“Applejack's juice is apple flavoured, obviously.”
DeviantART is now totally corrupted. Any sensible people will vomit upon seeing all those Art, But sadly and suprisingly, the residents (most of them) can take unlimited loads of crap like those and still not vomit, and even encourage such doing. So stop having your dream of being famous. Your real art never works, and be one of the lucky few.
- HowTo:Become Famous on the Internet
- HowTo:Become Famous on Uncyclopedia
- Why?:DeviantART is the realm of faggotry