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It came to me one day as a vision. Or maybe it was some time after I read UnNews:Exclusive Interview with Benson.

We could have a new division of UnNews called UnInterviews, fictional interviews with famous people. For example, an interview with Kim Jong Ill would be UnInterview:Kim Jong Ill. It would have a witty introduction at the top, an image or two, and perhaps a fictional reporter for the UnInterviews section. I believe UnInterviews could either be a hilarious new edition to Uncyclopedia, or it could be more cruft for us to stress over. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 20:05, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

For your viewing pleasure: UnNews:Original Van Halen lineup to begin touring, fighting again. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:17, Oct 3

“FOR!”

~ Kim Jong Il on UnInterviews

-- vulgar Ape (cuddle) (Riot Porn) 20:34, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

I once puked out a bad excuse of an "article" about an interview with J.K Rowling. But then again, all my articles suck. For anyways. --Narf, the Wonder Puppy/I support Global Warming and I'm 100% proud of it! 20:48, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

Don't beat yourself up Narf. Your pages aren't terrible. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 21:19, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

Have you considered the {{title}} thingy? You can make a an UnNews page appear as an UnInterview page (at least when it's working). That's what I use to bang a sqare peg into a round hole (the secret is to hit it harder). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:24, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

I feel like this idea has been proposed before. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:01, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Bradaphraser did a couple at somepoint. Forget what the link was, but they were great. Then he stopped. -- The Zombiebaron 03:03, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

How come everything I think of the Simpsons already did? -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 03:04, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Well, he actaully just interviewed other users. So, you could probably get off with calling your idea an "adaption" of something that was done in 2006. -- The Zombiebaron 03:13, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

"Homage" sounds classier. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:59, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

"Fromage" sounds cheesier. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 04:35, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

To get the ball rolling, I've started working on an interview here with Vincent van Gogh. Historical figures are also good for interviews. My main concern against the idea is that there are literally hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of canidates for interview. This could lead to just more cruft for us to delete and stress over. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 14:49, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

I think it's a great idea actually. FORE (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 4, 15:14

• Yas...I've written interviews. Internet comedy: interview with Graham Chapman was one. I also wrote a short series of interviews with fictional football players (Americans: read soccer) which reside in subpages of Biggleswade F.C.. I think this could baffle those who stumble on them without going through the main page first...an apparently confused anonymous IP inserted the phrase "what is this faggotry?" in one of them, for instance. Perhaps the proposed subsection could be used somehow to resolve this kind of difficulty. ----OEJ 16:58, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

I think this is the faggot tree he was looking for. (Or maybe it is a diversitree?)

UnInterviews deserve a link if not a whole section in UnNews Main Page.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 05:01, 5 October 2007 (UTC)