Forum:Meet LOLZORZ, your new Benson
You guys seriously should have been in #uncyclopedia the other day, this guy was hilarious. Basically, LOLZORZ, or Emperor Alex Wang, is this awesome kid who is half-Canadian and half-Chinese and not the greatest English speaker in the world. Anyway, he endeared himself to some of the Uncyclopedia gang and we built him a shrine as a result. Enjoy his great wisdom. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 11:01, 25 February 2008 (UTC)
- Second that. You MUST read the Userpage! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
11:16, 25 February 2008 (UTC)
- How about we don't and just pretend that we did? -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me)
- [1] - That is the guy... (he posted it on Youtube and showed it over IRC, so remove it if he complains) :S --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:22, 25 February 2008 (UTC)
- The new Benson? Nah, this guy's just another LotofLOLS. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 11:51, Feb 25
- Lies. LOLZORZ really does come much closer to Benson than LotsofLOLS, username aside. Most tellingly, Benson and LOLZORZ both assumed a self-deluded royalty position. But also, LOLZORZ hates spam; in fact, he hates it anytime that people on #uncyclopedia typed too quickly because it gave him a headache, so he could not be that douche LotsofLOLS. I think either way we're going to have to give him Gobshite next month. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:00, 25 February 2008 (UTC)
- I hate Benson the 1st. We didn't need 1, now we get stuck with 2. Fuck that. RIOT!!!! -- 17:55, 25 February 2008 (UTC)
- It would be worse if we had LotofBENSON. Let us live by what we have now. --
(talk) • (contribs) • (email me!) 23:19, 26 February 2008 (UTC)
- It would be worse if we had LotofBENSON. Let us live by what we have now. --
- I hate Benson the 1st. We didn't need 1, now we get stuck with 2. Fuck that. RIOT!!!! -- 17:55, 25 February 2008 (UTC)
- Lies. LOLZORZ really does come much closer to Benson than LotsofLOLS, username aside. Most tellingly, Benson and LOLZORZ both assumed a self-deluded royalty position. But also, LOLZORZ hates spam; in fact, he hates it anytime that people on #uncyclopedia typed too quickly because it gave him a headache, so he could not be that douche LotsofLOLS. I think either way we're going to have to give him Gobshite next month. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:00, 25 February 2008 (UTC)
- The new Benson? Nah, this guy's just another LotofLOLS. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
- [1] - That is the guy... (he posted it on Youtube and showed it over IRC, so remove it if he complains) :S --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
- How about we don't and just pretend that we did? -- Sir Mhaille
- What? Did he attend the Jackie Chan school of how to speak English very very good or something? I don't find his quotes funny, and I think that I am closer to the next Benson than he is. I mean if you happen to find a Chinese boy who speaks broken English, suffers from ADHA (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder) and claims to have the last name of Wang funny, your humor filter must be set really really low or something. If you find Emperor Alex Wang funny, you must find Space Pirate Ninja Orion Blastar who traveled back in time from 4096AD funnier as well. Since you don't find me funny, I have to question if Alex Wang is funny. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:27, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah, but your last name isn't a synonym for penis. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:39, Feb 27
- How do you know it isn't? :) --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 16:16, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
- You can only really appreciate Emperor Alex Wang if you're in his presence. Word-of-mouth cannot recreate the experience. --
07:03, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
- True. His concerts are awesome, but his studio albums suck. Hang out in #uncyclopedia and if you're lucky you might experience the magic that is LOLZORZ. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:48, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
- I don't do IRC that much. Been a while since I been on there. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 16:16, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
- True. His concerts are awesome, but his studio albums suck. Hang out in #uncyclopedia and if you're lucky you might experience the magic that is LOLZORZ. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:48, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah, but your last name isn't a synonym for penis. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
Don't forget
To upvote his first QDB quote!-- 
20:41, 25 February 2008 (UTC)
- Oh, mooses. You and your bandwagons. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:28, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
- Whatever! --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:40, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
Don't forget
LOLZORZ is nominated for Gobshite of the Month. Not saying that you have to vote for him or anything. I'm not even saying that you have to remember. Just don't forget. ---- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:19, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
Oh, a new BENSON?
Well it's about freaking time! Let me get my... aw, dammit. You chronicled all the stuff worth chronicling already. Screw this. --The Acceptable 
Cainad 
(Fnord) 06:02, 4 March 2008 (UTC)