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albeit only for 36 minutes or so so far. i had a horrible headache so i thought oh why not start drinking now and tell folks i'm celebrating and then horrible headache and folks went away. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:36, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

Eighteen? *FART!* You're way too old for gramps. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here
Eighteen? *Pbbt!* You're not all grown up until you start getting hair in your ears. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:48, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
Like Dan Quayle? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:50, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
Cool. You can buy porn now. I don't know why anyone would, but you certainly can. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:53, Jul 18
i don't know. i buy all my music as to credit the artists, but i always freeload on porn. i guess dislike the lack of responsibility held by "sluts" and wish to steal all they offer. such is the sexual climate that err'd the clean mind of the person and it's moral pinpoint. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 01:01, 18 July 2009 (UTC)
Wow, most of you guys are older than me.... I turn 18 tis' 2013! —Extrasolar intelligence revealed! By this fish! By the way, if this was in the UnNews, it would be called: UnNews:Wierd fish that can detect radio waves "detected" alien conversation from a nearby planet.Flutter Fan girl 1.jpg Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! Nuke explosion.gif 01:12, 18 July 2009
So, you interested in gettin' with an older man, baby! My grandpa loves you 13/14 year old-types. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:13, 18 July 2009 (UTC)
13/14? Eww, gross, way too old. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:27, Jul 18
Dexter111344, are you saying I'm gay?!? Is is really sterotypical for gays to call guys 'guys?' —Extrasolar intelligence revealed! By this fish! By the way, if this was in the UnNews, it would be called: UnNews:Wierd fish that can detect radio waves "detected" alien conversation from a nearby planet.Flutter Fan girl 1.jpg Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! Nuke explosion.gif 06:49, 18 July 2009
I turn 18 in 2043. I've a bit of a way to go. Spang talk 02:04, 18 Jul 2009
My bro turned 16 yesterday. However I made sure to celebrate your upcoming birthday by going to the cinema and eating Fish and Chips.--Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 11:50, 18 July 2009 (UTC)
I turned 18... oh bugger, you weren't born then... I might just go away again... Pup t 11:53, 18/07/2009
Wait, Flutter is a boy?! Damn, my memory from Mario Wiki is messed up... Also, brainfuck! My brain's comprehension hard drive just melted from this. -Almost Sir Random Crap