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One user, One Article is upon us. Users of no interest, create interest! Now!

Anyways, you have to make one article for Uncyclopedia if you want to "support the futures" of our grandnoobs. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 10:12, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

What if we've already exceeded this magical, ne imaginary, number? I'm asking for a friend, you understand. He's too shy to ask, himself. Also, he's got this rash on the underside of his scrotum. It hurts really badly when exposed to light, and it talks to him, sometimes. When the moon is full, it sings Hotel California by The Eagles over and over again. Do you think that he, my friend that I am here asking for, should see a doctor? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:03, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
Do we win prizes? Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 18:07, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
Hmm, so we need 23,300 articles? If it would help, I could make 23,300 articles called "The xth person Chuck Norris kicked into the sun," and the text would be "His name was Timmy McTimmerson. Steve Ballmer invented him in 28979287892798279867289768937829769872987698738972897398 B.C." I could get started on that bot right now, if you want. Oh, and also, if it would help, I could also register 23,300 accounts called "The xth person Chuck Norris kicked into the sun." I mean, if it would help. I'm just sayin', is all. Here, I'll start right now, with The 1th person Chuck Norris kicked into the sun --Hyperbole 20:43, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
If by "prizes" you mean "savage beatings" then yes, you win prizes. -- naked Ape (affiliate) (Riot Porn) 20:46, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
Ay Ay! First of all, not 23,300 articles. We already have that many. There are 80,000 users, the project is for Uncyclopedia to have 80,000 articles. It's aimed at people who haven't written no nothing. Second, the awards will be Paton Catons a template about your contribute and 500 Yoinxx. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 17:36, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

Um... I already intended to write at least one article a week during my summer vaction. I have been pretty successful so far. Do I win? --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:18, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

No winning. And only the articles made AFTER I started 1U1A can count. Get it???? --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 17:36, 13 June 2008 (UTC)