Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/December 21

December 21: International Personal Hygiene Day

• 477 BC - Stinky Greek hobo Socrates roams the streets of fudge packing Athens, claiming he knows nothing. As a result, the goofy Greeks regard him as the greatest sage that ever lived.
• 1500 - Middle Ages officially end; Europeans can finally start taking care of their personal hygiene little by little.
• 1939 Hitler invades France. After realising he would never make them wash he turned toward Russia
• 1982 - Sudan wins "Least Hygienic Country In The World Competition" for the first time. The African country has held the title ever since.
• 2000 - The bearded Taliban commanders state personal hygiene is against Allah's law; in Afghanistan, pretty much the worst place ever.
• 2006 - Personal hygiene forced upon France by new EU ruling. The French promptly withdraw from the EU.
• 2007 - Man discovers that the white stuff on your tongue causes your breath to smell like shit. The Government promptly forces everone to brush their tongues.

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