Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/December 19

December 19: Shit! I Forgot to Pick My Blueberries! Day

• 1714 - Shit, are those my blueberries? I could've sworn I picked those way back in August.
• 1936 - Jesus Fuck. I was supposed to pick those blueberries (Pictured) months ago!
• 1984 - Fuck me. I always forget about those fucking blueberries. I even set a fucking alarm. Fuck, why does this shit always happen to me.
• 2004 - These blueberries are frozen solid. They're like ice now. Completely inedible.
• 2009 - Even if I thaw it out it's gonna taste like freezer burned limes. I might as well just throw it out.
• 2014 - Sometimes I wonder why I even bother.
• 2017 - Maybe I should go back to trade school, maybe I wouldn't need to worry about blueberries no more.

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