Caffeine
WhereCaffeinecanbefoundWhereCaffeinecanbefound
UsesofCaffeineUsesofCaffeine
CappucinoCappucino
TypesofCappucinoTypesofCappucino
- Cappucino:themostpopulartypeofcappucinoandthereforethebestgettheidea?Cappucino:themostpopulartypeofcappucinoandthereforethebestgettheidea?
- Frapacino:anicedbeveragethatidonotpreferbecauseofthelakeofcoffeitsmostlymadefromice,whippedcream,andsomeotherstuffsthatsnotcoffee.Frapacino:anicedbeveragethatidonotpreferbecauseofthelakeofcoffeitsmostlymadefromice,whippedcream,andsomeotherstuffsthatsnotcoffee.
- Moccacino:thesecondmostpopulartypeofcappucinoandIhateitbecauseitgotinventedbysomeAustralianterroristplanningtotakeovertheworld.Moccacino:thesecondmostpopulartypeofcappucinoandIhateitbecauseitgotinventedbysomeAustralianterroristplanningtotakeovertheworld.
- Megaccino:likecappucinobutevenbettercauseit'sbiggergettheidea?Megaccino:likecappucinobutevenbettercauseit'sbiggergettheidea?
- Muggaccino:analternativespellingofmegaccinobutmorestraightforwardyouknowwhatImean?Muggaccino:analternativespellingofmegaccinobutmorestraightforwardyouknowwhatImean?
- Catpoocino:someweirdtypeofcoffeeinwhichthenutsarefirstdigestedbyawildcatbeforebeingprocessed. Itrieditbutitwassodisgustingespeciallythecolourandflavouranditdidn'tmakemefeelasgoodasI'dexpecteditwouldDAMMIT!Catpoocino:someweirdtypeofcoffeeinwhichthenutsarefirstdigestedbyawildcatbeforebeingprocessed. Itrieditbutitwassodisgustingespeciallythecolourandflavouranditdidn'tmakemefeelasgoodasI'dexpecteditwouldDAMMIT!
- Flametreecino:thiswasinventedbysomeotherhypoAustralianandismadeoutofthegroundseedsofBrachychitonacerifoliumwhichmeansitisnotarealcappucino. IhatethisonetoobecauseapparentlyitCONTAINSNOCAFFEINEATALL.Flametreecino:thiswasinventedbysomeotherhypoAustralianandismadeoutofthegroundseedsofBrachychitonacerifoliumwhichmeansitisnotarealcappucino. IhatethisonetoobecauseapparentlyitCONTAINSNOCAFFEINEATALL.
- Broccocino:apositivelyweirdtypeofcappucinomadebackinthedarkagesforsuperrichkingsandqueensandit'smadeofamixtureofcappucinoandbroccolidisgustingeh? TheyreckonitcausedJulanoMobileatoinventtheRubbisch languagebutIknowbetterthantobelievethemhehheh!Broccocino:apositivelyweirdtypeofcappucinomadebackinthedarkagesforsuperrichkingsandqueensandit'smadeofamixtureofcappucinoandbroccolidisgustingeh? TheyreckonitcausedJulanoMobileatoinventtheRubbisch languagebutIknowbetterthantobelievethemhehheh!
- Kylesmomaccino:bestservedwithwhippedcreamandadoubleshotofoohididntknowthiswaspossiblekylesmom!!Kylesmomaccino:bestservedwithwhippedcreamandadoubleshotofoohididntknowthiswaspossiblekylesmom!!
EffectsofCaffeineEffectsofCaffeine
OveruseOveruse
AlternativestoCaffeineAlternativestoCaffeine
- Adrenaline -Adrenalineisgreatyoucanfinditinhospitalsbecausetheyuseitforpeoplewhoseheartsstopbeatingsoifyouraidahospitalyoucangetsomeandinjectacoupledozendoses inI'vehadadrenalinebeforeitwasreallygreatalmostasgoodascaffeinebutitwassohardtogetIthinkiwouldprefercoffee.
- Sugar -OndayswhenIhavetwicetheammountofcoffeeInormallydopeopleatworkaskmeifI'vebeeneatingthesugaroutofthesugarbowlofcourseineverdothatIjustdrinkcoffeebutIguesssome peopleliketodothatbecauseittastesgoodtheonlyproblemisittakesalotofsugartogiveyouabuzzanditwearsoffprettyquickly.
- Cocaine -Aparentlycocaineisillegalbecausepeoplegetaddictedtoitanditkillspeoplebutitdidn'treallyhaveamajoreffectonmebecauseitookitduringamajorcaffeinehighsonothingreally happenedthatInoticedifyouwanttouseititsprobablymoreharmfulthancaffeineanditcostsahellofalotofmoneybutwhateveryouknowwhatImean?
- Taurine-It'slikecaffeineoncocaineormaybemorelikecocaineoncaffeinewhichiskindofironicwhenyouthinkaboutitbuttheystickitinRedBullhencethenameandittasteslikesourgymsocksbut
DAMNitgetsyougoinginthemorningIoncedrankacanoftaurineandaced4finalexamsinonedaywithoutstudyingforthembecausetaurinemakesyouSMARTandsometimesyoumixitwith
inositolandglucoseandmethandyougoINSANEliketotatllybatfuckinsaneWAHAHAHAHAHoooooooooooWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI'mafiremanIalwayswantedtobeafiremanand
arobotninjakaratepolicemanastronautwhofightscrimeandsavespeoplebutrightnowIhavetogotoworkanddostuffbecausemybossisgettingharassedbyhissuperiorssoweallhavetowork
overtimewhichiswhyIdrankallthisfreakingRedBullinthefirstplace! - Speed-Amphetaminesofvarioussortsarelikesuperiorcaffeineinthattheyhavesimilarorbettereffectswithoutthehearttroubleandthestomachtroubleandwithspeedyoudon'tworryaboutnot
sleepingyoujustdon'tsleepuntilyoudoandthenboydoyousleepandbesidesthere'sabunchofamphetaminesthatworkfastorslowandlastalongtimeorgiveyouabigrushallatoncebutthe60'srockgroup CannedHeatsaid"speedkills"butdrugsdon'tkillpeoplestoppedheartsandlackofrespirationkillspeopleandBritishpopculturehasbeendependentonamphetaminesfordecadestherewouldbenoWhono modsandforthatmatternoElvisCostellowithoutamphetaminesandyoucan'thavetruckerswithoutlittlewhitepillsSixDaysOnTheRoadandI'mgonnamakeithometonightjustgimmeweedwhitesandwine andI'llbewillingsoyouknowthetimesaresuchthatitdoesn'tmatterthatyou'reparanoidbecausethere'ssomuchmoretobeafraidofthanyouhavetimefor
- Crack-onceyou'vetriedcrackthere'snothingelsetodoandnothingelsethatmattersbutthat'sbecauseeverypartofyourbrainexceptthepartthatlikescrackandthepartthatmakesyoufeelutterlyvile whenyoudon'thavecrackjustDIESandrotsawayleavingbighollowechoeyplaceswherethewindwhispersCrackCrackCrack
- Electricity-BetweendeadandwelldoneisaplacewhereeverythinghappensatonceandtimestopsandyouareSOFASTunfortunatelyithurtslikeeverycellwenttoitsownhellanditsareallyhardlighttowalktowards
- GET SOME SLEEP-
fuckofficantdothatshitigottogetupintimesoicanmakemycoffeeinthemorningandthensnortsomecaffeinethengotostarbuckstogetmorecoffeeandthengotoworkandmakemorecoffeeandthenihavetodoworkandthenigobacktothecoffeemachinethenigobackandforthallday andthenigohomeafterimakecoffeeonemoretimethenstopatstarbuckstogetmorethengethometomakemoreandthenicantsleepsoigetmorecoffeeandthenistillcantsleepsoiinhalesomepowderedcaffeinetohelpmesleepandthen ITS ALREADY TIME TO GO TO WORK SHIT
CAFFEINEINHIGHQUANTITIESCAUSESMYFRIENDSTOTELLMETHENEXTMORNINGABOUTALLTHESEWEIRDSOUNDSIWASMAKINGBUTIDONTREMEMBERTHATPARTTHEYALSOVIDEOTAPED MEHAVINGASEIZURE BUTIDELETEDITCAUSEIWASALLLIKEGASHASHASHASHAYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN?ITSCAREDMEIWASALLLIKEHOLYCRAPYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN?- Adrenaline -Adrenalineisgreatyoucanfinditinhospitalsbecausetheyuseitforpeoplewhoseheartsstopbeatingsoifyouraidahospitalyoucangetsomeandinjectacoupledozendoses inI'vehadadrenalinebeforeitwasreallygreatalmostasgoodascaffeinebutitwassohardtogetIthinkiwouldprefercoffee.
- Sugar -OndayswhenIhavetwicetheammountofcoffeeInormallydopeopleatworkaskmeifI'vebeeneatingthesugaroutofthesugarbowlofcourseineverdothatIjustdrinkcoffeebutIguesssome peopleliketodothatbecauseittastesgoodtheonlyproblemisittakesalotofsugartogiveyouabuzzanditwearsoffprettyquickly.
- Cocaine -Aparentlycocaineisillegalbecausepeoplegetaddictedtoitanditkillspeoplebutitdidn'treallyhaveamajoreffectonmebecauseitookitduringamajorcaffeinehighsonothingreally happenedthatInoticedifyouwanttouseititsprobablymoreharmfulthancaffeineanditcostsahellofalotofmoneybutwhateveryouknowwhatImean?
- Taurine-It'slikecaffeineoncocaineormaybemorelikecocaineoncaffeinewhichiskindofironicwhenyouthinkaboutitbuttheystickitinRedBullhencethenameandittasteslikesourgymsocksbut
DAMNitgetsyougoinginthemorningIoncedrankacanoftaurineandaced4finalexamsinonedaywithoutstudyingforthembecausetaurinemakesyouSMARTandsometimesyoumixitwith
inositolandglucoseandmethandyougoINSANEliketotatllybatfuckinsaneWAHAHAHAHAHoooooooooooWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI'mafiremanIalwayswantedtobeafiremanand
arobotninjakaratepolicemanastronautwhofightscrimeandsavespeoplebutrightnowIhavetogotoworkanddostuffbecausemybossisgettingharassedbyhissuperiorssoweallhavetowork
overtimewhichiswhyIdrankallthisfreakingRedBullinthefirstplace! - Speed-Amphetaminesofvarioussortsarelikesuperiorcaffeineinthattheyhavesimilarorbettereffectswithoutthehearttroubleandthestomachtroubleandwithspeedyoudon'tworryaboutnot
sleepingyoujustdon'tsleepuntilyoudoandthenboydoyousleepandbesidesthere'sabunchofamphetaminesthatworkfastorslowandlastalongtimeorgiveyouabigrushallatoncebutthe60'srockgroup CannedHeatsaid"speedkills"butdrugsdon'tkillpeoplestoppedheartsandlackofrespirationkillspeopleandBritishpopculturehasbeendependentonamphetaminesfordecadestherewouldbenoWhono modsandforthatmatternoElvisCostellowithoutamphetaminesandyoucan'thavetruckerswithoutlittlewhitepillsSixDaysOnTheRoadandI'mgonnamakeithometonightjustgimmeweedwhitesandwine andI'llbewillingsoyouknowthetimesaresuchthatitdoesn'tmatterthatyou'reparanoidbecausethere'ssomuchmoretobeafraidofthanyouhavetimefor
- Crack-onceyou'vetriedcrackthere'snothingelsetodoandnothingelsethatmattersbutthat'sbecauseeverypartofyourbrainexceptthepartthatlikescrackandthepartthatmakesyoufeelutterlyvile whenyoudon'thavecrackjustDIESandrotsawayleavingbighollowechoeyplaceswherethewindwhispersCrackCrackCrack
- Electricity-BetweendeadandwelldoneisaplacewhereeverythinghappensatonceandtimestopsandyouareSOFASTunfortunatelyithurtslikeeverycellwenttoitsownhellanditsareallyhardlighttowalktowards
- GET SOME SLEEP-
fuckofficantdothatshitigottogetupintimesoicanmakemycoffeeinthemorningandthensnortsomecaffeinethengotostarbuckstogetmorecoffeeandthengotoworkandmakemorecoffeeandthenihavetodoworkandthenigobacktothecoffeemachinethenigobackandforthallday andthenigohomeafterimakecoffeeonemoretimethenstopatstarbuckstogetmorethengethometomakemoreandthenicantsleepsoigetmorecoffeeandthenistillcantsleepsoiinhalesomepowderedcaffeinetohelpmesleepandthen ITS ALREADY TIME TO GO TO WORK SHIT
CAFFEINEINHIGHQUANTITIESCAUSESMYFRIENDSTOTELLMETHENEXTMORNINGABOUTALLTHESEWEIRDSOUNDSIWASMAKINGBUTIDONTREMEMBERTHATPARTTHEYALSOVIDEOTAPED MEHAVINGASEIZURE BUTIDELETEDITCAUSEIWASALLLIKEGASHASHASHASHAYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN?ITSCAREDMEIWASALLLIKEHOLYCRAPYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN?InshortInshort
Conclusion
Whew. That's better. Hm. I feel sort of lethargic. Could you please pass the caffeine?
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