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CaseOh (Celestial Anomaly of Stellar Enormity and Omnivorous Hunger) is a supermassive celestial object of indeterminate classification, predominantly suspected to be either a rogue star or a cluster of galaxies—or just maybe the interdimensional vortex first caught wind of in May 1998. Physicist J. Robert Oppenheimer famously theorised CaseOh to be supplied entirely by AC/DC (agglomerated/devoured comestible) power several months prior to his death in 2023, although other hypotheses regarding its increasing mass are widespread. CaseOh's exact mass is approximated to exceed 247 ronnagrams, and "clairvoyant" astrophysicists at NASA presume a supermassive black hole to thence manifest within succeeding decades. (Full article...)
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February 26: Famous Last Words Day
- 323 BC - “You assholes better not split up my Empire right after I die.” – Alexander the Great
- 1642 - “Sticking up for your beliefs ain't worth it kids.” – Galileo Galilei
- 1900 - “I should probably say something clever and biting yet also moving and oh shit my spleen.” – Oscar Wilde
- 1945 - “I can't move my legs, oh God I can't move my legs! Nah, I'm just fucking with you.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt
- 1955 - “Oh Scheiße, meine windel ist voll! Oh Gott, ich spüre, wie die wässrigen Poop-Flüssigkeiten meine hose hinunterrinnen.” – Albert Einstein
- 1963 - “Feels kinda stuffy, let's take down the roof of the car, will ya?” – John F. Kennedy
- 1968 - “Maybe there's still hope for white people after all.” – Martin Luther King, Jr.
- 1994 - “I still don't get why they called me tricky dick. My name's Richard, not tricky.” – Richard Nixon
- 2001 - “Goddamnit, maybe that seatbelt was a good idea after all.” – Dale Earnhardt
- 2025 - “Alright, time to pull out this pack of ciggies-- now, which kind of petrol did I need?” – You
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