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Today's democratically-elected high quality article Recently featured: UnGames:Garlic bread Orchid HowTo:Rearrange the deckchairs on the Titanic Biffy Clyro Archive – Vote for featured articles Yesterday's featured article Orchids are a special family of temptress flowers that bloom around June, totally unlike conservative flowers with upstanding morals and family values. They have delicate bodies, slim stems, and deep orifices, with small follicles emanating from their lower inner region that open up once every 28 days or so to emit a rather fishy yet surprisingly fragrant scent in order to attract insects, which will invade their insides to help pollinate them. Orchids are considered to be some of the most scrumptious flowers in the plant kingdom, and they are also utterly insatiable. No amount of pollination is enough. Whereas almost all other flowers would be satisfied with one insect pollinator per day, for Orchids, no amount of frequent diverse visitors is enough. They are so good at seduction, bumble bees are known to fight one another to the death in their attempt to mount the stamens of orchids and destroy their tall slender legs in the process. Only the strongest bees with the most cunning, deceptive, and charismatic qualities are able to beat other bees during the frenzied orchid mating season. (Full article...) Did you know... ... that Canadian baseball (Pictured) is a thing? ... that dihydrogen monoxide can kill you, specially if you breathe it? ... that the world will beat a path to your door if you build a better Mousetrap? ... that everytime we touch, I get this feeling? ... that testicles are edible and a good source of protein? ... that within a few weeks of being held in captivity dolphins are able to train humans to stand at the side of a pool and throw them fish? ... that Billie Jean was not Michael Jackson's lover but Macaluey Culkin was? ... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap! ... that in China, there is no MySpace, but a communist alternative? (Pictured) ... that there's more to the 9/11 attacks than the conspiracy theorists would have you believe? Like, way more? ...the Cleveland Indians were about to become the Cleveland Clevelands? ... that the American Civil War was actually marked by many instances of uncivil behavior? ... that genocide is a perfectly healthy response to any personal problems you may have? ... that, despite the invention of the doorbell, knock-knock jokes have yet to be replaced by ding-dong jokes? ... pole dancing was introduced to Egyptian culture by Cleopatra? ... that while Pong! the Movie followed suit with the wildly popular video game genre, such as The Super Mario Bros. movie and Resident Evil, it did not play out as well in the box offices? ... that Canadian baseball (Pictured) is a thing? ... that dihydrogen monoxide can kill you, specially if you breathe it? ... that the world will beat a path to your door if you build a better Mousetrap? ... that everytime we touch, I get this feeling? ... that testicles are edible and a good source of protein? ... that within a few weeks of being held in captivity dolphins are able to train humans to stand at the side of a pool and throw them fish? ... that Billie Jean was not Michael Jackson's lover but Macaluey Culkin was? ... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap! ... that in China, there is no MySpace, but a communist alternative? (Pictured) ... that there's more to the 9/11 attacks than the conspiracy theorists would have you believe? Like, way more? ...the Cleveland Indians were about to become the Cleveland Clevelands? ... that the American Civil War was actually marked by many instances of uncivil behavior? ... that genocide is a perfectly healthy response to any personal problems you may have? ... that, despite the invention of the doorbell, knock-knock jokes have yet to be replaced by ding-dong jokes? ... pole dancing was introduced to Egyptian culture by Cleopatra? ... that while Pong! the Movie followed suit with the wildly popular video game genre, such as The Super Mario Bros. movie and Resident Evil, it did not play out as well in the box offices? ... that Canadian baseball (Pictured) is a thing? ... that dihydrogen monoxide can kill you, specially if you breathe it? ... that the world will beat a path to your door if you build a better Mousetrap? ... that everytime we touch, I get this feeling? ... that testicles are edible and a good source of protein? ... that within a few weeks of being held in captivity dolphins are able to train humans to stand at the side of a pool and throw them fish? ... that Billie Jean was not Michael Jackson's lover but Macaluey Culkin was? ... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap! ... that in China, there is no MySpace, but a communist alternative? (Pictured) ... that there's more to the 9/11 attacks than the conspiracy theorists would have you believe? Like, way more? ...the Cleveland Indians were about to become the Cleveland Clevelands? ... that the American Civil War was actually marked by many instances of uncivil behavior? ... that genocide is a perfectly healthy response to any personal problems you may have? ... that, despite the invention of the doorbell, knock-knock jokes have yet to be replaced by ding-dong jokes? ... pole dancing was introduced to Egyptian culture by Cleopatra? ... that while Pong! the Movie followed suit with the wildly popular video game genre, such as The Super Mario Bros. movie and Resident Evil, it did not play out as well in the box offices? ... that Canadian baseball (Pictured) is a thing? ... that dihydrogen monoxide can kill you, specially if you breathe it? ... that the world will beat a path to your door if you build a better Mousetrap? ... that everytime we touch, I get this feeling? ... that testicles are edible and a good source of protein? ... that within a few weeks of being held in captivity dolphins are able to train humans to stand at the side of a pool and throw them fish? ... that Billie Jean was not Michael Jackson's lover but Macaluey Culkin was? ... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!	In the news World shocked as Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the bucket (Pictured) Trump launches war with Iran, is given another Peace Prize Iran kept barely alive by Cardboard Ayatollah Team USA sweeps Canada in Olympic hockey; Trump renews "51st state" banter Want to know the next big investment? CLICK HERE! (this article is not sponsored by A.I.) The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince BUSTED FOR EPSTEIN CONNECTIONS! US Department of Health declares we should all become junk food eaters GEQBUS SAM DARNOLD HAS WON AN ACTUAL SUPER BOWL! VERY NICE! Take that, Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson! 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March 25: International Moose Preservation Day 26 AD - The Pontius Pilot is released in Rome, now Roman citizens can plan their Crucifixions from the comfort of their own villas. 1763 - The oboe is created in France, right before it drowns to the underworld being the only last remnant of France existant. 1847 - The Slate industry in Wales suffers a sharp decline after import tariffs on seriously why are you still reading this sentence go to bed. 1929 - The stock market crashes, putting an end to the Roaring 20's, and ushering the Squeaking 30's. 1950 - The Spanish Inquisition, the television adaptation based on the historical event, makes its debut on Fox quite unexpectedly. 1990 - The case of Pot v. Kettle goes to the Mississippi Court of Appeals. 2003 - Black & Decker begin preliminary research into self-toasting bread, but their prototypes end up incinerating the stomachs of consumers. 2005 - Moose preservation is celebrated on the internet for the first time.
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