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- ... that the man on the left is late for an important meeting with an international Terrorist and the man on the right is indignant at the increased cost of accessing Internet porn? (Pictured)
- ... that the only cure for the hiccups is an orgasm?
- ... that bestiality just got 15 percent more legal?
- ... that the dolphin is the only animal other than man that laughs at its own farts?
- ... that the Rorschach inkblots all look kinda like my Aunt Gladys giving head to Satan?
- ... that the concept of Hell dates back to ancient Egyptians' fear of sand burning your feet?
- ... that while laughter is the best medicine, many cancer patients prefer chemotherapy?
- ... that telling someone you masturbated to their Facebook picture is frowned upon in society?
- ... that the man on the left is late for an important meeting with an international Terrorist and the man on the right is indignant at the increased cost of accessing Internet porn? (Pictured)
- ... that the only cure for the hiccups is an orgasm?
- ... that bestiality just got 15 percent more legal?
- ... that the dolphin is the only animal other than man that laughs at its own farts?
- ... that the Rorschach inkblots all look kinda like my Aunt Gladys giving head to Satan?
- ... that the concept of Hell dates back to ancient Egyptians' fear of sand burning your feet?
- ... that while laughter is the best medicine, many cancer patients prefer chemotherapy?
- ... that telling someone you masturbated to their Facebook picture is frowned upon in society?
- ... that the man on the left is late for an important meeting with an international Terrorist and the man on the right is indignant at the increased cost of accessing Internet porn? (Pictured)
- ... that the only cure for the hiccups is an orgasm?
- ... that bestiality just got 15 percent more legal?
- ... that the dolphin is the only animal other than man that laughs at its own farts?
- ... that the Rorschach inkblots all look kinda like my Aunt Gladys giving head to Satan?
- ... that the concept of Hell dates back to ancient Egyptians' fear of sand burning your feet?
- ... that while laughter is the best medicine, many cancer patients prefer chemotherapy?
- ... that telling someone you masturbated to their Facebook picture is frowned upon in society?
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On this day...
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March 18: World Happiness Day
- 51,000 BC - World Happiness Day is declared with a series of rhythmic grunts when two homo erecti discover fire.
- 1906 - Pope declares suicide a mortal sin, worse than butt sex, watching anime and murder.
- 1953 - Senator Joseph McCarthy briefly bans Kitten Huffing, but later retracts said decree, claiming he "was high off [his] ass."
- 1954 - Scientists fist discover the Moon, they later find out it wasn't really the Moon they discovered, but the Sun.
- 1985 - Australia's version of EastEnders premieres to the public, however, it made Aussies more happier than expected.
- 1993 - The Sun tells scientists it and earth should "Just be friends," the sun promises to call every few weeks.
- 2008 - After numerous requests by the American public, God finally damns It, It is never found.
- 2016 - A rerun of the smash hit TV show Full House is shown around the world, millions kill themselves, unable to stand the torture.
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