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OSU! (always spelled with an exclamation point to be overly dramatic) is a fun game for the little niche corner of gamers that like clicking circles to the beat of Jap music and pretending they're Mozart. It is also an aim trainer for anime weebs crafted by supreme leader Dean "peppy" Herbert and the Japanese to help promote weeb propaganda and to hide their war crimes from people from the US through music. The game was released on Windows on September 16, 2007, and was later put on every OS to exist. That's if you can get into the extremely crammed TestFlight for iOS or if 3FPS for circle games is good enough for you on Android. (Full article...)
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A maxi-pad is a tool utilized by women to absorb personal vaginal discharge and shed eggs as well as avoid undergarment staining during their internal hormonal female lunar cycle. Officially known as menstruation but more commonly as the great red flood, maxi-pads have had a fascinating, yet for some reason rarely documented history, ignored by historians, until, entirely coincidentally, women were allowed to write history books. Since then, it seems that is all women talk about. Gross.
The very mention of sanitary tools for a woman's monthly bleeding was taboo in Europe for centuries except as part of a joke told by men to men, which is of course hilarious. It is still a little taboo in most countries, though men are forced to listen to stories about blood, cramps and "so called" unbearable pain for fear of being cancelled. Exceptions to this taboo include France which has a national day that celebrates the female period, where everyone goes on strike or surrenders to an invading army. These French men openly tell their friends that their wife can't join them for a game of lawn bowling because she is bleeding out her twat. Sick! French men are known around the world as cucks and totally whipped by "respecting" their women's disgusting monthly periods and derided by alphas everywhere. By sheer coincidence, they also enjoy a high level of marital happiness and low levels of divorce and a general high life satisfaction. The reason for this is still unknown.
Mentioning the word maxi-pad in Buddhist Myanmar (where period is synonymous with defilement and pollution) results in instant public castration. Your penis is then thrown off the top of a mountain. If your penis is still in tact, it is turned into a statue where people who are impotent come to worship it in an attempt to get their erections back. Don't talk about maxi-pads in Myanmar unless you want your cut off dick to become a shrine to impotent men. (Full article...)
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*... that Alaska's principle exports include snow, ice, frozen water, and permafrost?
- ... that reading this DYK suggestion just wasted 10 seconds of your life?
- ... that Alaska's principle exports include snow, ice, frozen water, and permafrost?
- ... that reading this DYK suggestion just wasted 10 seconds of your life?
- ... that Alaska's principle exports include snow, ice, frozen water, and permafrost?
- ... that reading this DYK suggestion just wasted 10 seconds of your life?
- ... that Alaska's principle exports include snow, ice, frozen water, and permafrost?
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"Nyaaah, it's not worthless, mommy, I WANT IT!"
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January 28: Kill Baby Hitler Day
- 1813 - Jane Austen publishes her first novel, "You'll Have to Read This in 9th Grade", is instant bestseller.
- 1890 - Dozens of time travelers attempt to kill Baby Hitler, are stopped by those same time travelers after finding out world would be much worse.
- 1922 - The largest snowstorm in American history collapsed the Theater of Underpants, killing 98 people.
- 1956 - Elvis Presley scandalizes television after going full-frontal on the Ed Sullivan Show.
- 1965 - A maple leaf accidentally falls on a picture of the newly designed Canadian flag, is accidentally included after photocopies are sent.
- 1985 - Africans choose to starve rather than benefit from corny "We Are The World" song.
- 2016 - The CIA develop disease which turn third-world babies into abortions, call it Zika virus, redundant as alcoholism already exists.
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