User:15Mickey20/Europedia

Bienvenu, wilkomen, welcome to Europedia, the free-continent encyclopedia that anyone can edit (providing they display weights and measures in metric) 40,983 articles in English

Member Categories Italy Sweden Eastern Europe

France Belgium Netherlands

Ireland Germany All

Today's democratically-elected high quality article Recently featured: Biffy Clyro Foreign accent syndrome CaseOh Conspiracy Theory Generator Archive – Vote for featured articles Yesterday's featured article Did you know... ... that Pigpen had a collection of over 200 various skin diseases during his childhood? (Pictured) ... that sovereign citizens have all the rights of U.S citizens, without having to follow any of the laws? ... that if you laid out all of the nerves in your body end-to-end, you'd die? ... that the apostrophe is a small animal which has infected millions of books? ... that Uncyclopedia regularly kills its editors mid-sent ... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same? ... that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate? ... that cow tipping is a term that describes the custom of giving bovines an additional sum of money in exchange for their milk, meat, or other services? ... that I started drowning two minutes before typing this? (Pictured) ... that the bow-tie is an aphrodisiac worn by male humans which instantly increases the sexual appeal of the wearer by 16%? ... that your baby boy would one day walk on water? ... that Liechtenstein is completely pointless? ... that people residing or visiting Canada often ask themselves, "Why am I in Canada?" ... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter? ... that if we used a language without homonyms, a certain type of pun would be impossible, and thereby much gaiety would be lost? ... taht wrods and snetnces are raedalbe eevn wehn tehy are toatlly fckued up? ... that Pigpen had a collection of over 200 various skin diseases during his childhood? (Pictured) ... that sovereign citizens have all the rights of U.S citizens, without having to follow any of the laws? ... that if you laid out all of the nerves in your body end-to-end, you'd die? ... that the apostrophe is a small animal which has infected millions of books? ... that Uncyclopedia regularly kills its editors mid-sent ... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same? ... that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate? ... that cow tipping is a term that describes the custom of giving bovines an additional sum of money in exchange for their milk, meat, or other services? ... that I started drowning two minutes before typing this? (Pictured) ... that the bow-tie is an aphrodisiac worn by male humans which instantly increases the sexual appeal of the wearer by 16%? ... that your baby boy would one day walk on water? ... that Liechtenstein is completely pointless? ... that people residing or visiting Canada often ask themselves, "Why am I in Canada?" ... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter? ... that if we used a language without homonyms, a certain type of pun would be impossible, and thereby much gaiety would be lost? ... taht wrods and snetnces are raedalbe eevn wehn tehy are toatlly fckued up? ... that Pigpen had a collection of over 200 various skin diseases during his childhood? (Pictured) ... that sovereign citizens have all the rights of U.S citizens, without having to follow any of the laws? ... that if you laid out all of the nerves in your body end-to-end, you'd die? ... that the apostrophe is a small animal which has infected millions of books? ... that Uncyclopedia regularly kills its editors mid-sent ... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same? ... that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate? ... that cow tipping is a term that describes the custom of giving bovines an additional sum of money in exchange for their milk, meat, or other services? ... that I started drowning two minutes before typing this? (Pictured) ... that the bow-tie is an aphrodisiac worn by male humans which instantly increases the sexual appeal of the wearer by 16%? ... that your baby boy would one day walk on water? ... that Liechtenstein is completely pointless? ... that people residing or visiting Canada often ask themselves, "Why am I in Canada?" ... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter? ... that if we used a language without homonyms, a certain type of pun would be impossible, and thereby much gaiety would be lost? ... taht wrods and snetnces are raedalbe eevn wehn tehy are toatlly fckued up? ... that Pigpen had a collection of over 200 various skin diseases during his childhood? (Pictured) ... that sovereign citizens have all the rights of U.S citizens, without having to follow any of the laws? ... that if you laid out all of the nerves in your body end-to-end, you'd die? ... that the apostrophe is a small animal which has infected millions of books? ... that Uncyclopedia regularly kills its editors mid-sent ... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same? ... that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate? ... that cow tipping is a term that describes the custom of giving bovines an additional sum of money in exchange for their milk, meat, or other services?	In the news Trump launches war with Iran, is given another Peace Prize (Pictured) Team USA sweeps Canada in Olympic hockey; Trump renews "51st state" banter Want to know the next big investment? CLICK HERE! (this article is not sponsored by A.I.) The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince BUSTED FOR EPSTEIN CONNECTIONS! US Department of Health declares we should all become junk food eaters GEQBUS SAM DARNOLD HAS WON AN ACTUAL SUPER BOWL! VERY NICE! Take that, Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson! Uncyclopedia servers shit themselves for two days straight Tomodachi Life sequel to be released in April Donald Trump still really, really wants Greenland Alaska to pay for damages to Exxon Valdez Ongoing: Privacy-infringing Nanny state officials enforcing social media bans and digital ID to "protect the children!" • Fallout from the Epstein Files • War Special Combat Operation in Iran • Winter Paralympics • Saturn Awards Recent deaths: Warner Bros. bidding war • Neil Sedaka • Ali Khamenei • Team Italy sled hockey • Miami Dolphins • That guy from Boston. The band, not the city. But isn't the band from the city? Upcoming deaths: Donald Trump • Weed • Dancin' Maduro • Iran • Mahmoud Ahmadinejad • Atlanta Falcons On this day... March 11: Stop Hitting Yourself Day (Mexico) 536 - Pope Agapetus I roasts the first Easter Bunny in what becomes a spring tradition to Christians the world over. 1876 - The Industrial revolution makes its first major breakthrough with the invention of the Steam-Powered Accordian. 1943 - Anne Frank runs out of pencil lead on her mechanical pencil, has to use pen like a barbarian. 1990 - Lithuania declares independence from the Soviet Union, kills thousands of innocent Lenin statues. 2004 - Hundreds of bucking bulls are accidentally released onto the streets of Madrid during that tomato throwing festival, carnage ensues. 2006 - Adobe Potatochop is released and quickly becomes the most popular image-editing software among people with too much time on their hands. 2012 - In accordance with ancient Mayan prophecy, space-time collapses in upon itself.
Featured picture Darth Vader was the only spawn of Qui-Gon-Jinn, a legendary intergalactic televangelist who made millions on the planet Naboo curing toasters of inflammation. During his reign as King of Iceland, Darth Vader often took time off to endorse a variety of things, including the Segway. Image credit: RadicalX View image · Nominate new image · View all featured images
edit Recent Articles Why is book? Halloween Ends Stranger Things (rw) G.I. Jane G.I. Jane 2 UnTunes:Santa Baby This is not an Article, it's a Sandwich Fairytale UnTunes:Shoes Uncyclopedia:Business (rw) Halloween Kills UnTunes:Perry the Platypus Elon's Musk UnGames:Ultimate Fishing (rw) UnTunes:Rio Herodotus (rw) Brawny Lawnmower-Humvee (rw) Steve Wozniak (rw) Narrative (rw) Bryan Adams High School Alex Trebek Lincoln Logs Brexit Where Is Everybody? UnTunes:Animal (with actual animals) Avi Toledano Eli Roth Film (remake) African American Worst 100 Reflections on 2018 Ray Charles Bernardo Butterlucci Urban Dictionary More recent articles | Most wanted pages | Requested rewrites | Add to stubs | Lonely pages | Pee Review | Try writing about... | Stuck articles needing a push
Writer and Noob of the Month Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome! So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore. Let us all clap for him because I said so. Do not pull your pants up just yet. We got a Uncyclopedian of the Month award winner up in here! Give it up for Leverage! Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls. Vote for Writer of the Month | Vote for Noob of the Moment | Vote for Uncyclopedian of the Month | Past Winners

Uncyclopedia's sista projects
Uncyclopedia is hosted by the Uncyclomedia Foundation, a non-profitable organization that also hosts a range of other projects as well as some foreign language Uncyclopedias and Illogicopedia. UnNews News on crack Uncyclopedia The content-free encyclopedia Undictionary Best left unsaid UnTunes Noisy things UnGames Ways to waste away HowTo Like Ikea without the pictures UnBooks Content-free books Unquotable Useless misquotes Uncycloversity No student loans UnPoetia Dreams deferred UnDebate Debate the irrelevant UnScripts We ruin stage too Why? Because UnReviews Hack frauds UnVoyage Armchair travel Uncyclomedia The Foundation
Uncyclopedia Languages
This Uncyclopedia, started in 2005, currently contains 40,983 articles. Uncyclopedias are being written in many languages, including Moccan!: Uncyclopedia English United States 40,983 Desciclopédia Português Brazil 50785 アンサイクロペディア 日本語 Japan 19194 Nonsensopedia Polski Poland 17766 Nonciclopedia Italiano Italy 14423 Désencyclopédie Français France 8936 Inciclopedia Español Spain 12400 偽基百科 正體中文 Taiwan 6417 Uncyclopedia.de Deutsch Germany 6330 Hikipedia Suomi Finland 7300 Pagecount statistics listed above were updated on November 1, 2016. Other Uncyclopedias 백괴사전 한국어 South Korea 6303 ไร้สาระนุกรม ไทย Thailand 3132 Pekepedia Tagalog Philippines 275 Bodohpedia Bahasa Melayu Malaysia 105 伪基百科 汉语 China 8269 איןציקלופדיה עברית Israel 2187 קיינציקלאָפעדיע יידיש Yiddish 46 Tolololpedia Bahasa Indonesia Indonesia 6054 Ikkepedia Norsk Norway 4563 Ikkjepedia Norsk (nynorsk) Norway Yansiklopedi Türkçe Turkey 762 اللاموسوعة العربية Iraq 976 نانشنامه فارسی Iran 943 ანციკლ ოპედია ქართული Georgia 4 Uncyclopedia.km ភាសាខ្មែរ Cambodia 1 Spademanns Leksikon Dansk Denmark 9095 Psyklopedin Svenska Sweden 2497 Անգրագ իտարան Հայերեն Armenia 4 ວິກິພີເດຍ ລາວ Laos 8 আনসাইক্ল োপিডিয়া বাংলা Bangladesh 17 Φρικηπαίδεια Ελληνικά Greece 2812 Celwyddoniadur Cymraeg Wales 103 Scotypedia Scots Scotland 10 Frithchiclipéid Gaeilge Ireland 19 Kengencyclopedia Lëtzebuergesch Luxembourg 7 Нециклопедија Српски Serbia 456 Neciklopedija Bosanski Bosnia 27 Neciklopediju Hrvatski Croatia 303 Butalopedija Slovenščina Slovenia 31 Википедија Македонски Macedonia 175 Oncyclopedia Nederlands Belgium and Holland 2807 Kwatsjpedia Limburgs Limburgs 21 Necyklopedie Česky Czech Republic 3530 Necyklopedia Slovenčina Slovakia 1888 Unciklopédia Magyar Hungary 1731 Оксипедия Български Bulgaria 234 Neciclopedie Română Romania 167 Uichipedia Молдовеняскэ Moldova 4 Інциклопедія Українська Ukraine 1117 Абсурдопедия Русский Russia 4466 Ebatsüklopeedia Eesti Estonia 96 Neciklopēdija Latviešu Latvia 159 Juokopedija Lietuvių Lithuania 267 Neciklopedio Esperanto Esperanto 3176 Unsaiklopedia 𐌲𐌿𐍄𐌹𐍃𐌺‬ Goths 14 Desgalipedia Galego Galicia 5009 Oisquipèdia Occitan Occitania 33 Necyclopædia Latina Vatican City 279 Hatsiklopedia Malagasy Madagascar 8 Zombiepedia Zombie Chapel 7 Pagecount statistics listed above were updated on November 1, 2016. Complete list • Multilingual coordination • Requests for new languages

Protected by the Fair Use Clause, and an elite clan of Clinjas.