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Did you know...

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  • ... that cabbages are not to be trifled with? (Pictured)
  • ... that doody played a very important role in the development of quantum physics?
  • ... you're so fat, that if you don't stop, within a month you're gonna have a heart attack or stroke?
  • ... that the largest collection of human bullshit is located in the United States Congress?
  • ... that a camel's boobies are on its back?
  • ... that every time you fall asleep, you die?
  • ... that Mercury is not a miracle substance and does not cure AIDS?
  • ... that rounding up sheep is easiest to the nearest ten?
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Cabbage.PNG
  • ... that cabbages are not to be trifled with? (Pictured)
  • ... that doody played a very important role in the development of quantum physics?
  • ... you're so fat, that if you don't stop, within a month you're gonna have a heart attack or stroke?
  • ... that the largest collection of human bullshit is located in the United States Congress?
  • ... that a camel's boobies are on its back?
  • ... that every time you fall asleep, you die?
  • ... that Mercury is not a miracle substance and does not cure AIDS?
  • ... that rounding up sheep is easiest to the nearest ten?
Ghd.jpg
Cabbage.PNG
  • ... that cabbages are not to be trifled with? (Pictured)
  • ... that doody played a very important role in the development of quantum physics?
  • ... you're so fat, that if you don't stop, within a month you're gonna have a heart attack or stroke?
  • ... that the largest collection of human bullshit is located in the United States Congress?
  • ... that a camel's boobies are on its back?
  • ... that every time you fall asleep, you die?
  • ... that Mercury is not a miracle substance and does not cure AIDS?
  • ... that rounding up sheep is easiest to the nearest ten?
Ghd.jpg
Cabbage.PNG
  • ... that cabbages are not to be trifled with? (Pictured)
  • ... that doody played a very important role in the development of quantum physics?
  • ... you're so fat, that if you don't stop, within a month you're gonna have a heart attack or stroke?
  • ... that the largest collection of human bullshit is located in the United States Congress?
  • ... that a camel's boobies are on its back?
  • ... that every time you fall asleep, you die?
  • ... that Mercury is not a miracle substance and does not cure AIDS?
  • ... that rounding up sheep is easiest to the nearest ten?

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Chuck Norris didn't die, Death got Chuck Norris'd.

Ongoing: Fallout from the Epstein FilesWar Special Combat Operation in Iran • Chucky McGoo's jawline being gradually destroyed • March Madness Final Four

Recent deaths: Robert MuellerTransgender self-identity in India • Mr. StricklandC.B. Buckner's carreer as an MLB ump • UConn ladies' basketball season + Jordan's Furniture customers • Jesus

Upcoming deaths: Mahmoud AhmadinejadAtlanta Falcons • Streetsigns with Cesar Chavez's name • SoraTiger Woods' driver's license and career.. fuck it, his life can go too • Holostars JP

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April 5: National Bullying Day (Scotland)

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Orange, chewy, and holy; communion will never be the same again!

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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!

So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.

Let us all clap for him because I said so.


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Do not pull your pants up just yet. We got a Uncyclopedian of the Month award winner up in here! Give it up for Leverage!


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Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls.


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