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Did you know...
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- ... that there is a simple, easy solution to the fact that you cannot understand the foreigners who are sitting next to you?
- ... that rounding up sheep is easiest to the nearest ten?
- ... that virgins are actually alien beings with zero sex organs, and reproduce via telekinesis?
- ... that Robert Shaw won the Northeast Regional Dogfishing Open in 1974, the first sporting event to be broadcast on the new ESPN network?
- ... that every time you blink, you get transported to another alternative Universe?
- ... you're so fat, that if you don't stop, within a month you're gonna have a heart attack or stroke?
- ... that in Spanish, "¡Chinga tu madre, cabrón!" means "Have a nice day"? Tell your friends!
 - ... that Obama's last name is [REDACTED]?
- ... that doody played a very important role in the development of quantum physics?
- ... that if you poke a whale in the tummy it will giggle like a schoolgirl?
- ... that you actually didn't know?
- ... that sex in the ear canal is called CANAL (pronounced like anal but with a C in the beginning)?
- ... that the universe is made up of protons, electrons, neutrons and morons?
- ... that reading this section is a severe waste of time?
 - ... that there is a simple, easy solution to the fact that you cannot understand the foreigners who are sitting next to you?
- ... that rounding up sheep is easiest to the nearest ten?
- ... that virgins are actually alien beings with zero sex organs, and reproduce via telekinesis?
- ... that Robert Shaw won the Northeast Regional Dogfishing Open in 1974, the first sporting event to be broadcast on the new ESPN network?
- ... that every time you blink, you get transported to another alternative Universe?
- ... you're so fat, that if you don't stop, within a month you're gonna have a heart attack or stroke?
- ... that in Spanish, "¡Chinga tu madre, cabrón!" means "Have a nice day"? Tell your friends!
- ... that Obama's last name is [REDACTED]?
- ... that doody played a very important role in the development of quantum physics?
- ... that if you poke a whale in the tummy it will giggle like a schoolgirl?
- ... that you actually didn't know?
- ... that sex in the ear canal is called CANAL (pronounced like anal but with a C in the beginning)?
- ... that the universe is made up of protons, electrons, neutrons and morons?
- ... that reading this section is a severe waste of time?
- ... that there is a simple, easy solution to the fact that you cannot understand the foreigners who are sitting next to you?
- ... that rounding up sheep is easiest to the nearest ten?
- ... that virgins are actually alien beings with zero sex organs, and reproduce via telekinesis?
- ... that Robert Shaw won the Northeast Regional Dogfishing Open in 1974, the first sporting event to be broadcast on the new ESPN network?
- ... that every time you blink, you get transported to another alternative Universe?
- ... you're so fat, that if you don't stop, within a month you're gonna have a heart attack or stroke?
- ... that in Spanish, "¡Chinga tu madre, cabrón!" means "Have a nice day"? Tell your friends!
- ... that Obama's last name is [REDACTED]?
- ... that doody played a very important role in the development of quantum physics?
- ... that if you poke a whale in the tummy it will giggle like a schoolgirl?
- ... that you actually didn't know?
- ... that sex in the ear canal is called CANAL (pronounced like anal but with a C in the beginning)?
- ... that the universe is made up of protons, electrons, neutrons and morons?
- ... that reading this section is a severe waste of time?
- ... that there is a simple, easy solution to the fact that you cannot understand the foreigners who are sitting next to you?
- ... that rounding up sheep is easiest to the nearest ten?
- ... that virgins are actually alien beings with zero sex organs, and reproduce via telekinesis?
- ... that Robert Shaw won the Northeast Regional Dogfishing Open in 1974, the first sporting event to be broadcast on the new ESPN network?
- ... that every time you blink, you get transported to another alternative Universe?
- ... you're so fat, that if you don't stop, within a month you're gonna have a heart attack or stroke?
- ... that in Spanish, "¡Chinga tu madre, cabrón!" means "Have a nice day"? Tell your friends!
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In the news
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On this day...
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March 26: Fast Food Day (U.S.)
- 1845 - Fast food, then called fasting from food, is invented in Ireland: millions starve due to new trend.
- 1940 - First McDonald's restaurant opens in San Bernardino, California, life expectancy drops to levels unseen since the Civil War.
- 1965 - Fox in Socks, the first depiction of a modern-day rap battle, is published by Dr. Seuss.
- 1994 - After complaints from vegans, McDonald's switches from beef fat to vegetable oil for their fries, vegans celebrate, give money to company that kills millions of cows.
- 1997 - Someone orders an iced coffee from Starbucks, destroys the economies of three South American countries.
- 2011 - McDonald's attempts to make Happy Meals healthier, billions of apple slices rot inside their teeny plastic bags.
- 2016 - New FCC regulations on misleading advertising forces Carl's Jr. to release new 30 second ad of a fat man crying, alone.
- 2018 - Wendy's delivers epic clapback against dumb bitch on twitter with sesame seed allergy.
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