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Good evening crew of the RMS Titanic. My name is Scuttlebutt, Sidney Scuttlebutt. I am the head of the exterior furniture section on this ship. My job is to provide deckchairs for the comfort of all First Class and Second Class passengers. Third Class passengers are not entitled to deckchairs so you will not need to show them how they work.

This may be the Titanic's maiden voyage but I am already a professional at the art of deckchair maintenance as I have worked on the Titanic's sister ship RMS Olympic. I believe a carefully prepared deckchair with the option of a blanket and cushion is essential if travellers want to take in the cold April air of 1912. So I will now demonstrate what we do.

What was that? You want to know more about the lifeboats? We can talk about that tomorrow. Those boats are to rescue people at sea, not the people here as this ship is unsinkable, made of steel that is light enough to float. There is no need to be worried. For those who really want to learn more about lifeboats, I understand Captain Smith will be holding a class tomorrow. (Full article...)

Did you know...

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  • ... that Kilroy was here? (Pictured)
  • ... that everytime we touch, I get this feeling?
  • ... that the butler did it?
  • ... that every time you fall asleep, you die?
  • ... that Karen is a female given name meaning "she who wants to see the manager"?
  • ... that male vampires are delighted when the female vampire goes on her period?
  • ... that Alaska is a mooseocracy, in which citizens select a moose to lead them?
  • ... that the Japanese have a saying: "A man cannot read the same Wikipedia page twice"? The pages are constantly being edited, and the act of reading it will make you a different person. Therefore, when a man goes back to re-read it, both the text and the man have been changed.
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  • ... that the keyboard you have been using has more germs than your toilet seat?
  • ... that it takes a great amount of sexual commitment to get a computer turned on, but once your computer is properly aroused, it can offer you some of the greatest sexual thrills you may ever experience?
  • ... that Liechtenstein is completely pointless?
  • ... that Alaska's principle exports include snow, ice, frozen water, and permafrost?
  • ... that individuals born under the sign of Gemini are often flammable and vulnerable to bear attacks?
  • ... that this in not a DYK entry?
  • ... that contrary to popular belief, the emoticon ":3" is a depiction of someone with a scrotum for a mouth?
Kilroy was here.gif
  • ... that Kilroy was here? (Pictured)
  • ... that everytime we touch, I get this feeling?
  • ... that the butler did it?
  • ... that every time you fall asleep, you die?
  • ... that Karen is a female given name meaning "she who wants to see the manager"?
  • ... that male vampires are delighted when the female vampire goes on her period?
  • ... that Alaska is a mooseocracy, in which citizens select a moose to lead them?
  • ... that the Japanese have a saying: "A man cannot read the same Wikipedia page twice"? The pages are constantly being edited, and the act of reading it will make you a different person. Therefore, when a man goes back to re-read it, both the text and the man have been changed.
Avatar.jpg
  • ... that the keyboard you have been using has more germs than your toilet seat?
  • ... that it takes a great amount of sexual commitment to get a computer turned on, but once your computer is properly aroused, it can offer you some of the greatest sexual thrills you may ever experience?
  • ... that Liechtenstein is completely pointless?
  • ... that Alaska's principle exports include snow, ice, frozen water, and permafrost?
  • ... that individuals born under the sign of Gemini are often flammable and vulnerable to bear attacks?
  • ... that this in not a DYK entry?
  • ... that contrary to popular belief, the emoticon ":3" is a depiction of someone with a scrotum for a mouth?
Kilroy was here.gif
  • ... that Kilroy was here? (Pictured)
  • ... that everytime we touch, I get this feeling?
  • ... that the butler did it?
  • ... that every time you fall asleep, you die?
  • ... that Karen is a female given name meaning "she who wants to see the manager"?
  • ... that male vampires are delighted when the female vampire goes on her period?
  • ... that Alaska is a mooseocracy, in which citizens select a moose to lead them?
  • ... that the Japanese have a saying: "A man cannot read the same Wikipedia page twice"? The pages are constantly being edited, and the act of reading it will make you a different person. Therefore, when a man goes back to re-read it, both the text and the man have been changed.

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