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Mathematics (from Greek άθημα máthēma, “knowledge, study, learning”) is the systematic torture of students disguised as the study of quantity, structure, space, and change. Mathematicians seek out patterns and formulate new conjectures, trying to make sense of the universe by examining these abstract concepts, determining common traits, and then experimenting to see if this advanced knowledge will help them get women into bed. These conjectures are often faulty, and this subsequent failure is referred to as mathematical proof.
Galileo Galilei (1564–1642) said, "The universe cannot be read until we have learned the language and become familiar with the characters in which it is written. It is written in mathematical language... Without these, one is wandering about in a dark labyrinth". He was also condemned by the church for heresy, and the only surviving body part of his is his middle finger on his right hand. This is currently kept at the Museo Galileo in Florence, Italy, allowing him to give the finger to the Catholic Church from beyond the grave. (Full article...)
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- ... that grave robbing accounts for 1/3 of the average Romanian yearly income? (Pictured)
- ... that Michael Jackson should have had more apples to keep his doctor away?
- ... that compromise is a great diplomatic tool? Although on an international level, a nuclear arsenal is even better?
- ... that when it says "Do not try at home", it actually means "Do not try this at all"?
- ... that I'd rather be a hammer than a nail?
- ... that making a band usually involves frantically begging family and strangers to join?
- ... that if I had to describe myself in three words, I would say "not very good at maths"?
- ... that You have to be lucky all the time, but we only have to be lucky once?
- ... that grave robbing accounts for 1/3 of the average Romanian yearly income? (Pictured)
- ... that Michael Jackson should have had more apples to keep his doctor away?
- ... that compromise is a great diplomatic tool? Although on an international level, a nuclear arsenal is even better?
- ... that when it says "Do not try at home", it actually means "Do not try this at all"?
- ... that I'd rather be a hammer than a nail?
- ... that making a band usually involves frantically begging family and strangers to join?
- ... that if I had to describe myself in three words, I would say "not very good at maths"?
- ... that You have to be lucky all the time, but we only have to be lucky once?
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