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Orchids are a special family of temptress flowers that bloom around June, totally unlike conservative flowers with upstanding morals and family values. They have delicate bodies, slim stems, and deep orifices, with small follicles emanating from their lower inner region that open up once every 28 days or so to emit a rather fishy yet surprisingly fragrant scent in order to attract insects, which will invade their insides to help pollinate them.
Orchids are considered to be some of the most scrumptious flowers in the plant kingdom, and they are also utterly insatiable. No amount of pollination is enough. Whereas almost all other flowers would be satisfied with one insect pollinator per day, for Orchids, no amount of frequent diverse visitors is enough. They are so good at seduction, bumble bees are known to fight one another to the death in their attempt to mount the stamens of orchids and destroy their tall slender legs in the process. Only the strongest bees with the most cunning, deceptive, and charismatic qualities are able to beat other bees during the frenzied orchid mating season. (Full article...)
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Did you know...
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- ... that your fly is unzipped?
- ... that making a band usually involves frantically begging family and strangers to join?
- ... that telling someone you masturbated to their Facebook picture is frowned upon in society?
- ... that forgetting to carry the one is the leading cause of disaster for world domination plans?
- ... that the light at the end of the tunnel is commonly reported to be a strobe light accented with techno?
- ... that when a grizzly bear becomes excited sexually it is known as a jizzly bear?
- ... that the A-bombs dropped on Japan were awarded the Nobel Peace Prize?
- ... that Burger King briefly attempted to introduce traditional British cuisine in the US? (Pictured)
- ... that the United States presidential election of 1948 saw the overwhelming defeat of then-President Harry S. Truman at the hands of Thomas Dewey, the Republican governor of New York and former partner in the law firm, Dewey, Cheatem & Howe?
- ... that forgetting to carry the one is the leading cause of disaster for world domination plans?
- ... that back in my day, we didn't have no fancy Did you know sections on our wikis? We had to get all of our factoids from the library, like decent folk! And after we walked there barefoot across three counties 'cause bicycles hadn't been invented yet, we had to teach ourselves how to read the books - none of that fancy free-contents education you kids're all on about...
- ... that the entire world rightfully belongs to Albania?
- ... that the Japanese have a saying: "A man cannot read the same Wikipedia page twice"? The pages are constantly being edited, and the act of reading it will make you a different person. Therefore, when a man goes back to re-read it, both the text and the man have been changed.
- ... that the populations of many endangered species can be increased with a simple Wikipedia edit?
- ... that in an experiment known as Monty Hall problem, if you never make up your mind about which door to choose, the goat behind the door will grow tired and burst out?
 - ... that your fly is unzipped?
- ... that making a band usually involves frantically begging family and strangers to join?
- ... that telling someone you masturbated to their Facebook picture is frowned upon in society?
- ... that forgetting to carry the one is the leading cause of disaster for world domination plans?
- ... that the light at the end of the tunnel is commonly reported to be a strobe light accented with techno?
- ... that when a grizzly bear becomes excited sexually it is known as a jizzly bear?
- ... that the A-bombs dropped on Japan were awarded the Nobel Peace Prize?
- ... that Burger King briefly attempted to introduce traditional British cuisine in the US? (Pictured)
- ... that the United States presidential election of 1948 saw the overwhelming defeat of then-President Harry S. Truman at the hands of Thomas Dewey, the Republican governor of New York and former partner in the law firm, Dewey, Cheatem & Howe?
- ... that forgetting to carry the one is the leading cause of disaster for world domination plans?
- ... that back in my day, we didn't have no fancy Did you know sections on our wikis? We had to get all of our factoids from the library, like decent folk! And after we walked there barefoot across three counties 'cause bicycles hadn't been invented yet, we had to teach ourselves how to read the books - none of that fancy free-contents education you kids're all on about...
- ... that the entire world rightfully belongs to Albania?
- ... that the Japanese have a saying: "A man cannot read the same Wikipedia page twice"? The pages are constantly being edited, and the act of reading it will make you a different person. Therefore, when a man goes back to re-read it, both the text and the man have been changed.
- ... that the populations of many endangered species can be increased with a simple Wikipedia edit?
- ... that in an experiment known as Monty Hall problem, if you never make up your mind about which door to choose, the goat behind the door will grow tired and burst out?
- ... that your fly is unzipped?
- ... that making a band usually involves frantically begging family and strangers to join?
- ... that telling someone you masturbated to their Facebook picture is frowned upon in society?
- ... that forgetting to carry the one is the leading cause of disaster for world domination plans?
- ... that the light at the end of the tunnel is commonly reported to be a strobe light accented with techno?
- ... that when a grizzly bear becomes excited sexually it is known as a jizzly bear?
- ... that the A-bombs dropped on Japan were awarded the Nobel Peace Prize?
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