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Reformed Orthodox Rabbi William "Bill" Clinton (born August 19, 1946) is an American politician, former childcare worker, former amateur saxophonist, and swingin' bachelor. As the 42nd President of the United States, and the horniest man to hold that position since JFK, he led America through the economic golden age of the '90s.
Clinton is famous for being the first president to institute the Opposite Presidential Term, in which everything he said during his second term is the exact opposite of what he said in his first term. In his first term, he was a Liberal, but in his second term, he was a Neocon; that was his way of bringing about change.
Clinton's term in office was marred by economic and political reform. The most serious was some bitch named Hillary, who kept insisting she was his wife and had actually slept with him. This was widely ignored by everyone until it was revealed that Bill had been secretly cheating on the First Lady with Hillary, in a perverse affair that culminated in a media frenzy. (Full article...)
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- ... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same?
- ... that if the earth were the size of an apple, we would fall off?
- ... that Alaska's principle exports include snow, ice, frozen water, and permafrost?
- ... that originally, Hell was an acronym for "Happiness, Euphoria, and Lively Laughter?"
- ... that Ram Ranch really rocks?
- ... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
- ... that contrary to popular belief, the emoticon ":3" is a depiction of someone with a scrotum for a mouth?
- ... that it is most certainly not beneficial to Society to monitor Internet use? (Pictured)
- ... that the White House is really off-white?
- ... that the light at the end of the tunnel is commonly reported to be a strobe light accented with techno?
- ... that removing the rubber bands from the claws of a Lobster can result in oh god get it off get it OFF OH GOD MY FACE!
- ... that the entire world rightfully belongs to Albania?
- ... the IRS is asking what's love got to do with your taxes?
- ... that abstinence is only 99.999% effective?
- ... that the lawman/outlaw Wild Bill Hickok had one of the most celebrated mustaches in the Wild West?
 - ... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same?
- ... that if the earth were the size of an apple, we would fall off?
- ... that Alaska's principle exports include snow, ice, frozen water, and permafrost?
- ... that originally, Hell was an acronym for "Happiness, Euphoria, and Lively Laughter?"
- ... that Ram Ranch really rocks?
- ... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
- ... that contrary to popular belief, the emoticon ":3" is a depiction of someone with a scrotum for a mouth?
- ... that it is most certainly not beneficial to Society to monitor Internet use? (Pictured)
- ... that the White House is really off-white?
- ... that the light at the end of the tunnel is commonly reported to be a strobe light accented with techno?
- ... that removing the rubber bands from the claws of a Lobster can result in oh god get it off get it OFF OH GOD MY FACE!
- ... that the entire world rightfully belongs to Albania?
- ... the IRS is asking what's love got to do with your taxes?
- ... that abstinence is only 99.999% effective?
- ... that the lawman/outlaw Wild Bill Hickok had one of the most celebrated mustaches in the Wild West?
- ... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same?
- ... that if the earth were the size of an apple, we would fall off?
- ... that Alaska's principle exports include snow, ice, frozen water, and permafrost?
- ... that originally, Hell was an acronym for "Happiness, Euphoria, and Lively Laughter?"
- ... that Ram Ranch really rocks?
- ... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
- ... that contrary to popular belief, the emoticon ":3" is a depiction of someone with a scrotum for a mouth?
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To whom it may concern: I am writing to you today regarding Mr. Nydas, who I understand is applying for a position at your institution. Mr. Nydas is one of the most inspiring students I have ever had the p LOLOLOLOL PENNIS THE MENACE IS MY FAVORITE ACTION FIGURE SHITTY SHITTY BANG BANG LOL LOL WHOAAAAA THEEEEESE IZ KOOL, Y'ALLS leasure to instruct; though deaf, blind, mute and crippled from birth, he has managed to overcome his circumstances and express himself eloquently through his writing. His essays and stories are for him an adventure, an escape from the terribly unfortunate and hopeless reality of his life. Though he knows he is unlikely to survive the next four years, he remains irrepressibly cheerful and determined to become a famous author of children's books. You and I know this will never happen, but when he turns to you with his empty eyes, his face tragically wasted by leprosy, one cannot but root for him in his battle with the cruel, cruel world.
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