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Alice Springs, Northern Territory, Australia;
John Biasedreporter: We're here in Alice Springs with Lindy Chamberlain-Creighton, who says her baby was eaten by a dingo earlier this morning. Lindy?
Lindy Chamberlain-Creighton: I was out on that big-ass rock out near Alice Springs when this damn dingo ate my baby!
John: A dingo, you say?
Lindy: They look all cute from a distance, but they're savage! They should be hunted to extinction, then thrown on the barbie with some shrimp! They're all monstehs! They would probably be delicious with vegemite! Now I'm hungry. Thanks a lot! (Full article...)
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Did you know...
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*... that Stan Lee originally conceived the X-Men as a group of post-op transgenders?
- ... that Stan Lee originally conceived the X-Men as a group of post-op transgenders?
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Free bus passes and shawarma for everyone! Until the money runs out..
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On this day...
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November 6: Rickroll Day
- 1962 - Rick Astley born (homosexual).
- 1987 - Astley robs a bank and finds himself involved in hopeless gunfight but vows never to give up. Has idea for song.
- 2007 - the first recorded Rickroll amuses internet uses for 15-20 minutes.
- 2010 - the last recorded Rickroll, performed by your dad.
- 2025 - Kids these days. Don't even know what a Rickroll is.
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To whom it may concern: I am writing to you today regarding Mr. Nydas, who I understand is applying for a position at your institution. Mr. Nydas is one of the most inspiring students I have ever had the p LOLOLOLOL PENNIS THE MENACE IS MY FAVORITE ACTION FIGURE SHITTY SHITTY BANG BANG LOL LOL WHOAAAAA THEEEEESE IZ KOOL, Y'ALLS leasure to instruct; though deaf, blind, mute and crippled from birth, he has managed to overcome his circumstances and express himself eloquently through his writing. His essays and stories are for him an adventure, an escape from the terribly unfortunate and hopeless reality of his life. Though he knows he is unlikely to survive the next four years, he remains irrepressibly cheerful and determined to become a famous author of children's books. You and I know this will never happen, but when he turns to you with his empty eyes, his face tragically wasted by leprosy, one cannot but root for him in his battle with the cruel, cruel world.
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