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Biffy Clyro is a Scottish rock band from Scotland. As well as being Scottish, nobody outside of the rainy isles has heard of them. The band is composed of one Scottish guy, and two other Scottish guys who are for some reason twins, even though they look nothing alike. During concerts, the trio are joined by musicians Mike Vennart and Dick "99% of Gamblers Quit Before They Win it Big" Ingram. Currently signed to 14th Floor Records, they have released at least six albums. Following the first three, their maybe-existent fan base grew to slightly larger numbers. As for who they actually are, I'm still not sure. I'm pretty sure they're a band, however. As well as being from Scotland, they are apparently very popular in the UK, which is not a place I've visited. As for their music... I'm not sure that exists either. (Full article...)
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- ... that Phonics (pronounced Pa-hon-iks.) is one of the deadliest and most addictive drugs on the streets? It is said to get children "hooked" in four weeks or your money back.
- ... that the process of dying and coming back to life as a cow is known as reincownation?
- ... that the bird is equal to or greater than the word?
- ... that Stan Lee originally conceived the X-Men as a group of post-op transgenders?
- ... that if you die in Canada, you die in real life?
- ... that it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that 50% of modern marriages end in divorce because of arguments inside IKEA stores?
- ... that Martin Van Buren is a total dick and nobody likes him?
- ... that the entire army of Liechtenstein consists of 3 soldiers? (Pictured)
- ... that there is no other word for thesaurus?
- ... that if you breed a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu; you will get a Bullshit?
- ... that Crow war chieftain Old White Man was nothing like his brothers, Walks Over Eggshells and Sees No Color?
- ... that Phonics (pronounced Pa-hon-iks.) is one of the deadliest and most addictive drugs on the streets? It is said to get children "hooked" in four weeks or your money back.
- ... that Jesus loves you, but that's probably not enough to get to heaven?
- ... that it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that 50% of modern marriages end in divorce because of arguments inside IKEA stores?
- ... that in an experiment known as Monty Hall problem, if you never make up your mind about which door to choose, the goat behind the door will grow tired and burst out?
 - ... that Phonics (pronounced Pa-hon-iks.) is one of the deadliest and most addictive drugs on the streets? It is said to get children "hooked" in four weeks or your money back.
- ... that the process of dying and coming back to life as a cow is known as reincownation?
- ... that the bird is equal to or greater than the word?
- ... that Stan Lee originally conceived the X-Men as a group of post-op transgenders?
- ... that if you die in Canada, you die in real life?
- ... that it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that 50% of modern marriages end in divorce because of arguments inside IKEA stores?
- ... that Martin Van Buren is a total dick and nobody likes him?
- ... that the entire army of Liechtenstein consists of 3 soldiers? (Pictured)
- ... that there is no other word for thesaurus?
- ... that if you breed a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu; you will get a Bullshit?
- ... that Crow war chieftain Old White Man was nothing like his brothers, Walks Over Eggshells and Sees No Color?
- ... that Phonics (pronounced Pa-hon-iks.) is one of the deadliest and most addictive drugs on the streets? It is said to get children "hooked" in four weeks or your money back.
- ... that Jesus loves you, but that's probably not enough to get to heaven?
- ... that it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that 50% of modern marriages end in divorce because of arguments inside IKEA stores?
- ... that in an experiment known as Monty Hall problem, if you never make up your mind about which door to choose, the goat behind the door will grow tired and burst out?
- ... that Phonics (pronounced Pa-hon-iks.) is one of the deadliest and most addictive drugs on the streets? It is said to get children "hooked" in four weeks or your money back.
- ... that the process of dying and coming back to life as a cow is known as reincownation?
- ... that the bird is equal to or greater than the word?
- ... that Stan Lee originally conceived the X-Men as a group of post-op transgenders?
- ... that if you die in Canada, you die in real life?
- ... that it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that 50% of modern marriages end in divorce because of arguments inside IKEA stores?
- ... that Martin Van Buren is a total dick and nobody likes him?
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