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Biffy Clyro is a Scottish rock band from Scotland. As well as being Scottish, nobody outside of the rainy isles has heard of them. The band is composed of one Scottish guy, and two other Scottish guys who are for some reason twins, even though they look nothing alike. During concerts, the trio are joined by musicians Mike Vennart and Dick "99% of Gamblers Quit Before They Win it Big" Ingram. Currently signed to 14th Floor Records, they have released at least six albums. Following the first three, their maybe-existent fan base grew to slightly larger numbers. As for who they actually are, I'm still not sure. I'm pretty sure they're a band, however. As well as being from Scotland, they are apparently very popular in the UK, which is not a place I've visited. As for their music... I'm not sure that exists either. (Full article...)
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- ... that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?
- ... that vaccinations and computer games combined make a deadly cocktail for autism?
- ... that Obama's last name is [REDACTED]?
- ... that if you laid out all of the nerves in your body end-to-end, you'd die?
- ... that in some parts of Europe, glory holes are preferred to bidets?
- ... that this sentence is incomple
- ... that an umbrella is a magical object that is used in many cultures to discourage rainfall?
- ... that over 30 million Chinese peasants died in the Great Leap Forwards due to inadequate long-jump scores?
- ... that The Oldest Trick in the Book was first chronicled in cuneiform by the Ancient Sumerians, who lived on the windswept steppes of Mesopotamia?
- ... that the American Civil War was actually marked by many instances of uncivil behavior?
- ... that communist jokes are only funny if everyone gets them?
- ... that 100% of people who are rushed to the hospital will die?
- ... that many children in third world countries don't have enough to eat, but most have access to the Food Network?
- ... that Jimmy Mozzarella is pissing in your closet?
- ... that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?
- ... that vaccinations and computer games combined make a deadly cocktail for autism?
- ... that Obama's last name is [REDACTED]?
- ... that if you laid out all of the nerves in your body end-to-end, you'd die?
- ... that in some parts of Europe, glory holes are preferred to bidets?
- ... that this sentence is incomple
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To whom it may concern: I am writing to you today regarding Mr. Nydas, who I understand is applying for a position at your institution. Mr. Nydas is one of the most inspiring students I have ever had the p LOLOLOLOL PENNIS THE MENACE IS MY FAVORITE ACTION FIGURE SHITTY SHITTY BANG BANG LOL LOL WHOAAAAA THEEEEESE IZ KOOL, Y'ALLS leasure to instruct; though deaf, blind, mute and crippled from birth, he has managed to overcome his circumstances and express himself eloquently through his writing. His essays and stories are for him an adventure, an escape from the terribly unfortunate and hopeless reality of his life. Though he knows he is unlikely to survive the next four years, he remains irrepressibly cheerful and determined to become a famous author of children's books. You and I know this will never happen, but when he turns to you with his empty eyes, his face tragically wasted by leprosy, one cannot but root for him in his battle with the cruel, cruel world.
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