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Jesus has always been a touchy subject. Not many people want to talk about our Lord and Savior. Some even go so far as to consider it awkward when Jesus is brought up in polite conversation. Due to this inclination to believe that Jesus kills a conversation, many people don't get to know how truly amazing the man who died for our sins really is.
Sure, we all know that Jesus was white, had long flowing hair, a perfectly trimmed beard, and a Californian complexion. That much is obvious from any photograph or painting of Jesus. But what about the smaller details about Jesus that people just ignore nowadays? Maybe if people weren't so quick to slam the door in the face of a religious scholar they would know more facts about Jesus. For instance... (Full article...)
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- ... that there was more then one model for the Mona Lisa? (Pictured)
- ... no, you didn't! Stop lying!
- ... that the sky is up and the ground is down, except in Australia where the opposite is true?
- ... that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass?
- ... that an umbrella is a magical object that is used in many cultures to discourage rainfall?
- ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
- ... that I let the dogs out, and you can't do a goddamn thing about it?
- ... that the United States presidential election of 1948 saw the overwhelming defeat of then-President Harry S. Truman at the hands of Thomas Dewey, the Republican governor of New York and former partner in the law firm, Dewey, Cheatem & Howe?
- ... that AMC's hit series Breaking Bad Wind (Pictured) featured the actors' real farts?
- ... that Phonics (pronounced Pa-hon-iks.) is one of the deadliest and most addictive drugs on the streets? It is said to get children "hooked" in four weeks or your money back.
- ... that Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit has mostly turned into Witch-Hunting For Fun in this modern era of cheaply produced Chinese assembly line witches?
- ... conjuction verb noun preposition article verb noun?
- ... that Bruce Lee could juggle two balls with his penis?
- ... that Ram Ranch really rocks?
- ... that every single day, we breathe enough air to continue living?
- ... that this in not a DYK entry?
- ... that there was more then one model for the Mona Lisa? (Pictured)
- ... no, you didn't! Stop lying!
- ... that the sky is up and the ground is down, except in Australia where the opposite is true?
- ... that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass?
- ... that an umbrella is a magical object that is used in many cultures to discourage rainfall?
- ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
- ... that I let the dogs out, and you can't do a goddamn thing about it?
- ... that the United States presidential election of 1948 saw the overwhelming defeat of then-President Harry S. Truman at the hands of Thomas Dewey, the Republican governor of New York and former partner in the law firm, Dewey, Cheatem & Howe?
- ... that AMC's hit series Breaking Bad Wind (Pictured) featured the actors' real farts?
- ... that Phonics (pronounced Pa-hon-iks.) is one of the deadliest and most addictive drugs on the streets? It is said to get children "hooked" in four weeks or your money back.
- ... that Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit has mostly turned into Witch-Hunting For Fun in this modern era of cheaply produced Chinese assembly line witches?
- ... conjuction verb noun preposition article verb noun?
- ... that Bruce Lee could juggle two balls with his penis?
- ... that Ram Ranch really rocks?
- ... that every single day, we breathe enough air to continue living?
- ... that this in not a DYK entry?
- ... that there was more then one model for the Mona Lisa? (Pictured)
- ... no, you didn't! Stop lying!
- ... that the sky is up and the ground is down, except in Australia where the opposite is true?
- ... that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass?
- ... that an umbrella is a magical object that is used in many cultures to discourage rainfall?
- ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
- ... that I let the dogs out, and you can't do a goddamn thing about it?
- ... that the United States presidential election of 1948 saw the overwhelming defeat of then-President Harry S. Truman at the hands of Thomas Dewey, the Republican governor of New York and former partner in the law firm, Dewey, Cheatem & Howe?
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