Uval
Uval is a mighty autonomous district in the great nation of Яussia. It was founded when God himself came to Яussia, realized how shitty it was, and created the most influential holy city on planet Earth! Its modern territory consists of roughly 2 apartment complexes and half a shed.
| Population | GDP | Government | Current God Emperor | Ethnicity |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7 1/5 | Optional | Imperium | Ted the Facehugger | Uvallian |
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History[edit | edit source]
Founding[edit | edit source]
According to ancient legends, the first Uvalians were cast out from Moscow in 69 CE for being too awesome. While they were travelling, one of them claimed that God had spoken to him in the night and told him that if they found a Turk fucking a piece of raisin bread on top of a giant brown mushroom from Minecraft, they should create a city their and have it be the greatest city in the world. They all for some reason thought he was insane and proceeded to violently dismember him, as you do. However, the very next day the 5 remaining Uvalians (most had died of dysentery at this point) found the exact thing the man described in his vision. They were overjoyed at the sight and immediately started ####### each other and ###### small animals along with hosting a giant ######## where they constructed a 300ft #####. However, God was angry with this and proceeded to utterly raze the area. Another group who had been following the Uvalians known as the Uvallians used the 300x300ft space to construct the monumental half-a-shed, and the nation has flourished ever since.
Early History[edit | edit source]
During the early days of the nation, nobody even knew that the people they exiled from Moscow were alive. They weren't, as stated previously, but the group following them was and sent a messenger to tell Moscow about the founding of their marvelous city. This messenger was found dead in 2012, having been mauled to death by the ancestor of Vladimir's pet bear. The lack of contact with the outside world caused them to rapidly expand past the Russian border. Because Uvallians are just cool like that, they took over the entire area we would come to know as Imperial Russia. However, due to the fragile egos of the tsars, Uval renamed the empire to Яussia and moved the capital to Moscow.
Soviet Union[edit | edit source]
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Modern History[edit | edit source]
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