User talk:Urmu

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Hello, Urmu, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Happy Noob Questions Area

Hey, thanks for replying - the article in question is Maynard James Keenan. Assuming that you agree that it needs rewritten, how do I flag it? And what happens after it has been flagged? Bet you love having me as an adoptee ;) --Horacetheinfinitesneeze 09:35, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Complaints

If you don't like any changes that I may have made to any page(s), or you are one of those people who like complaining, please make a new heading in the Complaints Box (for newbies, this is how you make a heading: ==Your Text Here=== ) and type whatever you have to say. If you must make a complaint, please make it have a valid point. DONT put things like 'You deleted my text' if it was rubbish and had a rewrite or fix me banner etc.

Careful with the alternative usernames, matey!

...Tends to lead to accusations of sockpuppetry, an act looked down upon by many. :) RabbiTechno 17:58, 25 September 2007 (UTC)