User talk:Unrein

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Aboot Lucario

We have had at least three attempts to add Lucario to the site. They have all been, to use the parlance of our times, epic phailure. Your edits don't seem to be much better. Also, come on. He's just a Pokemon, man. People didn't make anywhere near this much fuss when Marill was released to the public. Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey _{or was it a giant monster or a robot?} 23:21, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

I'm with Kalir on this. This is getting stupid. Chuck Norris is one thing, but spamming Lucario around is even more ridiculous. If you want to do such a thing, do it on the Pokemon article. -- Hanyouman 01:59, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

On a somewhat unrelated note... Pokemans battle? Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey _{or was it a giant monster or a robot?} 02:11, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Lucario is my favorite Pokemon, but I probably wouldn't have gone around putting him in these pages if Hanyouman wasn't such a dickhead. It's fun to mess with him.

Aw, I'm so flattered. Thank you! :) -- Hanyouman 04:26, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

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