User talk:Saintjimmy777

Welcome!

Hello, Saintjimmy777, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 20:51, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Chompador

"look at" mi "contributions" http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/TieneUnGatoEnMisPantalones

Son "funny"... si, "ass hole"?

Cuckoo for Satan We are God Jesus Krispies Do you know the ABC's of damnation?

TieneUnGatoEnMisPantalones 12:45, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Anthrax

Anthrax is poisonously yummy!

Warning: Studies have shown NOT taking anthrax may cause cancer, emphysema, ADHD, astigmatism, cataracts, glaucoma, peripheral vision, Manic Depressive Disorder, Chronic Asthma, RLS, Obesity, Tourettes Syndrome, alzheimers exploding dog syndrome, Atrophy, MS, DCS(the bends), Vertigo, Hemmorages,Lou Gehrig's disease, IEED, Exploding Shit, Exploding Dogs and every other disease know to man (and some to monkeys) .

Ignore anything below this template.

TieneUnGatoEnMisPantalones 12:50, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Quotes

Please don't quote yourself - especially if it's not funny. I don't see Oscar Wilde doing it, so neither should you. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:55, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

Abe.jpg

Please do not overwrite existing images on the database without checking the pages they link to first; preferably, just use an alternate filename. You fucked up the look of a bunch of pages with that Zombie Abe picture. Thanks. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 20:27, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

Pennywise

I was gonna write a review of your Pennywise the clown article, but I'm not the best at writing pee reviews. All those words. Anyway, I just went ahead and added a little stuff to the article instead of writing a review. It's still a rather short article, and most of my edits were pretty useless, but maybe my edits can help give you some ideas to help save the article. I think the major problem here is that the article's too short. Don't give up on it. --THE 19:46, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

UPDATE: Rejoice! The "fix" tag has been removed from Pennywise the clown! It will live to see another day! --THE 22:32, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

FUCKiNG SWEET!!! Thanks for all the fish! Jimmy the Hellhound 11:49, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

TMOCD

OK... I'm going to be nice today and ignore that initial comment... might I suggest you be more polite in future if you actually want people to do things for you other than a ban.

I deleted the article because it was too short and not really funny... if you were intending to work on it and expand it then I can restore it and move the article to your userspace where you can work on it quite freely till it's completed, at which point you can then move it to the mainspace. if this sounds acceptable, then I'll go ahead and do it, if not and you feel like throwing more insults, I'll ban you... your choice, Cheers. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 14:06, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Okey dokey, all sorted, you'll find your article here -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 19:31, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

What the fuck are you talking about? the article link is right there ^^^ I suggest you click it and get on with what you're doing -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 12:37, 8 May 2007 (UTC)

Hiya

I see you're up for adoption, and I wanted to let you know that I'm available to take your case should you want me to. Leave me a message on my talk page if you're interested. Cheers.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:48, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Pages of your editings

I have been reading your pages of writings. They are very nice. I like. They are funnys to my eyes. We have dinner shortly. Very soon, after the STDs burns out of my sister's hole, you may use her again. It is a nice. Byes. -Borat.

Thanks for getting our I.P. temporarily banned, asshole.

Article deletion

If you create an article and want it deleting, pop it on here with a comment that it's an author request (like Thinker's just done with his Colbert page) and it will be taken care of. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:56, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Well, that does sound a lot easier. Thank you for your enlightment and may it rain easter eggs and zombies rain upon you.

Jimmy the Hellhound 17:00, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

www.ontheissues.org www.vote-smart.org

T-Shirts

Dude!!!! WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!? You're here!! That's awesome!! And I see you've made some articles already. Dude, our T-SHIRTS are THE FUCK!!!!! I can't wait until we open up our TSHIRT business. It's gonna kick ass!!!!! We'll have to get Tommy B to teach us his sandcastle mastery, won't we? Later, man. Mommyslittlelobster 14:38, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

The Mexicans article

wasn't deleted, I moved it to a proper formatted name, forgot to tell you, sorry. Did you find it? ~ Mordillo where is my DICKFACE? 12:59, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

Re-review request

Hi there, quick tip: if you want a re-review, do one of two things:

1. Create a new request called something like Nocturnal Hippie Artist (2nd go) and link from that to the article.
2. Use the existing request, but copy the current review to the article's talk page, and then remove all scoring and comments from the review table.

The reason for this is that what you've done just bumps it up the "been reviewed" page, and in all likelihood no-one will notice (except me, and I'm not going to review it now - I'm going home!)

If you remove the scores and review comments from the table, it should pop back on to the "needing review" queue, and someone will (eventually) pick it up.

Now, tatty byes! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 17:14, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

Image request

Er, me again! Have a look at UN:PIC - I've had a go at your KFC request. Let me know your thoughts and any changes you'd like. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:10, Apr 2

I've archived the page now, so here it is. Let me know if you love it, hate it, are indifferent to it or whatever. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:50, Apr 7

Killer Fried Chicken - finger eatin' good!

Card

Here is my card. The Saint has generously left you his card. Give him a call when you're ready to take things a little more seriously. Why so serious?

Template:ADHD-member

I made a user template out of your template.--Gondana 05:45, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

May fair maidens whisk you away to target..

Fancy meeting you here?

#ZOMGWTFBBQLOLERSKATES ~Formerly Annoying Crap 01:04, 22 October 2015