User talk:SMB99thx/Archive 1
Welcome back to Uncyclopedia![edit source]
Since it seems that you have mentioned that you have joined in 2013, yet do not have an account here, I'm sure you were probably stuck with those fools at Wikia. Their corporate overreach is, frankly speaking, quite disgusting, and I'm glad that the era of Uncyclopedia, bombarded with ads by Wikia, is a long past memory.
As such... welcome back to Uncyclopedia! Feel free to explore around, or create a few humor-packed articles of your own. We have several places where you can come ask for help, such as the village dump and the Uncyclopedia Discord.
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Cassandra (talk) 07:58pm February 16, 2021
- Love it! Regarding the corporate counterpart, I was bored enough that I decided to stuck with them for a while before I realized that I had to do something. Thank you. SMB99thx (talk) 00:16, 17 February 2021 (UTC)
- Well, maybe I should quickly introduce you to some of the backbone behind the vast library which Uncyclopedia forms:
- VFH - Vote for good articles, which get featured on the front page! We really urgently need votes, so I would recommend you to come here first and quickly paste in a few votes. :wink:.
- VFP - Vote for good pictures (potatochops), which, well, also get featured on the front page!
- VFD - Vote to have bad articles eliminated.
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- Special:RandomInCategory/Featured - Read a random featured article!
- UN:AA - Our list of active administrators. Feel free to contact any!
Uncyclopedia has been in a semi-time capsule since 2013, still growing yet preserving much of its mid-2000s charm. Some articles, such as Among Us and Climate change, stem from the 'modern era', whilst others, such as Elliot Page, are ones which were modernized. The classics, such as Fisher Price: A Retrospective and Kitten Huffing, are still standing right where they were!
Some of Uncyclopedia's pre-2013 members are still here! Many of them exist solely on the Discord server; some of them still edit too. I've been desperately attempting to convince those aforementioned admins whom do not edit on the site anymore to come back, but to no avail, so you might have to swing by in order to visit.
All the best, and may Sophia bless you, Cassandra (talk) 10:00pm February 17, 2021
- The one that most urgently needs votes is in your service area; Uncyclopedia:VFH/Hurricane Rita. Also there is a discussion on Talk:Interstate 95. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 22:48, 17 February 2021 (UTC)
New forum[edit source]
I'm assuming you've already seen this, but just in case, please join us here: Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2020 Logo. If you're wondering why several hours passed before I sent you a message, it's because I hate your guts I'm an idiot I'm a tool I'm a douche ok fine I fell asleep. Cheers. MrX blow me 
16:25, 18 February 2021 (UTC)
Please don't leave[edit source]
I am sending this message to Shift674 as well. Please don't leave. So far you haven't made an edit outside your userpage and talkpage, and for a while you haven't edited. I get we don't have many hurricane articles, but Category:Hurricane is somewhat filled. We also have winter storm articles here. There are many VFHs and VFPs that would appreciate your vote - two of them - Uncyclopedia:VFH/Hurricane Harvey and Uncyclopedia:VFH/Hurricane Rita. Many other VFHs could also use your vote. As such, please don't leave and instead stick around. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 14:34, 17 March 2021 (UTC)
- Uncyclopedia:VFP/PresidentSanders.jpg is close to passing, but needs 1 more vote. Please vote either way.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:11, 21 March 2021 (UTC)
Note[edit source]
While we have a good amount of votes on VFH, do consider casting some votes on VFD or VFP. VFP is the easiest - just look at a picture! Yet it recieves so few votes. Your votes do matter, so consider casting some. In addition, if you make 75 mainspace edits (as in, try to make ~3 articles or so), you will be eligible to vote in VFS, but it has to be before April 20. Again, please do spend more time contributing. We even have some articles to build up! Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:30, 1 April 2021 (UTC)