User talk:P2justin

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Well Welcome to Pee Review

I noticed you had just done a Pee Review.

	Well Hello! Hope you don't think I'm being a windger but...
	I noticed that you had done a Pee Review of UnNews:Santa Claus missing, officials fear worst. Well thank you. Sorry to be so needy, so nerdy, so focussed on the minor details, but you've given the numbers without the logic behind those numbers. Also, my mum wants to know if you know how to make the page any better, because she really wants us to win the Science Fair this year. Would you please consider giving another review? Thanks!

Thanks for doing the review. I just wondered if you had looked at Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Guidelines that's kinda our bible. It's not compulsory to follow of course. Just to let you know it's there... Enjoy reviewing. :) MrN 23:57, Jan 8

Are you Justin Lessig, Charles' son? --Uncle Bill 00:30, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

Um, Yes! How did you know! No really... Do what now? Sorry, I'm actually a robot, and have no natural father... MrN 00:35, Feb 19